ilovebush&blair
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Maybe they need the toilet, or want to get beer, or some amazing combination of the two things?
I just thought that it was very rude
Maybe they need the toilet, or want to get beer, or some amazing combination of the two things?
I just thought that it was very rude
it was like that the last time I saw him, expect it to be the same this Saturday. The show was also bedevilled by "hecklers" calling out for their favourite bits all the time: their favourite bits suggested they were only there to hear something shocking, rather than something thought-provoking which is what Doug rules at.

Yep! tonight was some woman behind us shouting 'midgets!' constantly.
So anyone going to Hammersmith Apollo on the 2nd April?
I think I'll go. Anyone else got tickets?
its the same day that kyuss play
I think I saw them once on Noisy Mothers. They're still going?
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Then come to the show.
So anyone going to Hammersmith Apollo on the 2nd April?
I think I'll go. Anyone else got tickets?

Not yet, can't afford yet but will do at end of month

So anyone going to Hammersmith Apollo on the 2nd April?
I think I'll go. Anyone else got tickets?
If there's tickets left I shall book a couple at the weekend. The theatre is a dingy shitehole, suits him down to the ground.