donald trump captions pls

Discussion in 'world politics, current affairs and news' started by Pickman's model, Dec 3, 2019 at 3:11 PM.

  1. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model every man and every woman is a star

  2. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model every man and every woman is a star

    i'm going with 'as the stink spread round the room trump regretted not packing a second pair of boxer shorts and another pair of trousers'
     
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  3. Yuwipi Woman

    Yuwipi Woman Whack-A-Mole Queen

    "I'm going to hold my breath until Mexico pays for the wall!"
     
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  4. clicker

    clicker nanook rubs it....

    The superglue sandwich worked a treat.
     
  5. cupid_stunt

    cupid_stunt Dyslexic King Cnut ... the Great.

    "I am not allowed to talk about your general election nor endorse Johnson".
     
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  6. wiskey

    wiskey Albatross Admirer

    Looks like he's had an unfortunate accident doing up his fly
     
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  7. JimW

    JimW 支那暗杀团

    You weren't there, man, that bone spur ward was very poorly ventilated.
     
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  8. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model every man and every woman is a star

    c4u :p
     
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  9. cupid_stunt

    cupid_stunt Dyslexic King Cnut ... the Great.

    Or...

     
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  10. Archimage

    Archimage Kat Knapper

    So much hate, so little time.
     
  11. Cloo

    Cloo Surfeit of lampreys

    I'm gonna scweam and scweam until I get a ride in the gold carriage to see the Queen. It's not fair she gets all the rides in the gold carriage!'
     
  12. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model every man and every woman is a star

    so much hate such little hands :p
     
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  13. Tankus

    Tankus living someone else's dream.

    I shouldnt have hidden the spare twitter phone where I hid it , just incase mummy takes mine away
     
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  14. Yuwipi Woman

    Yuwipi Woman Whack-A-Mole Queen

    "Wow. Melania was a little overzealous with the whip last night."
     
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  15. Detroit City

    Detroit City Not a well known member

    "Pompeo won't stick his dick in THIS mouth anymore"
     
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  16. Yuwipi Woman

    Yuwipi Woman Whack-A-Mole Queen

    "I'm saving myself for Putin!"
     
  17. Detroit City

    Detroit City Not a well known member

    :eek::D
     
  18. copliker

    copliker ...

    President Trump attends screening of film consisting of every single post on urban75's caption competition threads.
     
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  19. Lupa

    Lupa Well-Known Member

    "Whoever put the whoopie cushion on my chair will pay!!!! BiG TIME"
     
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  20. Nylock

    Nylock I hate 'these days'...

    Donald realises that the fart he was brewing, was not a fart when deployed...
     
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  21. Nine Bob Note

    Nine Bob Note Wry Observor of Humanoid Folly

    President Trump begins to notice problems with his structural base.
     

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