Discussion in 'world politics, current affairs and news' started by Pickman's model, Dec 3, 2019 at 3:11 PM.
i'm going with 'as the stink spread round the room trump regretted not packing a second pair of boxer shorts and another pair of trousers'
"I'm going to hold my breath until Mexico pays for the wall!"
The superglue sandwich worked a treat.
"I am not allowed to talk about your general election nor endorse Johnson".
Looks like he's had an unfortunate accident doing up his fly
You weren't there, man, that bone spur ward was very poorly ventilated.
So much hate, so little time.
I'm gonna scweam and scweam until I get a ride in the gold carriage to see the Queen. It's not fair she gets all the rides in the gold carriage!'
so much hate such little hands
I shouldnt have hidden the spare twitter phone where I hid it , just incase mummy takes mine away
"Wow. Melania was a little overzealous with the whip last night."
"Pompeo won't stick his dick in THIS mouth anymore"
"I'm saving myself for Putin!"
President Trump attends screening of film consisting of every single post on urban75's caption competition threads.
"Whoever put the whoopie cushion on my chair will pay!!!! BiG TIME"
Donald realises that the fart he was brewing, was not a fart when deployed...
President Trump begins to notice problems with his structural base.
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