Dog Shit
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CharlieAddict
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redsnapper said:A litter bug too then I see perchance also a tosser? Bravo to whoever said the more sensible people are those who realise they can't look after a dog 24/7 and therefore don't bother getting one...or however it was worded
however it was worded?
if you find things that difficult to read then i suggest you purchase the latest edition of 'spot the dog' - you won't find no dogshit there.
northernhord
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Stobart Stopper said:All the northerners I know let their dogs shit in their kitchens and front rooms.
You Southerners have those expensive snapping little fuckers that cost about eight hundred quid and shit in specially designed gilt edge Royal Dulton Pots whilst their owners drive round the home counties in Porche's dressed in pink and white sports clothes (shit there was actually a programme about people like that from the home counties, dohhh)
scumbalina
Scummy Mummy
I hate tossers like that. I always clean up after my beasts, and have sometimes had people shouting there head off at me, whilst I splutter..."but..but...I'm about to SCOOP THE POOP!!!" One of my neighbours once went for me because of all the dog poo in the neighborhood. I asked her to come and look at my binbag full of poo
What a twat...well done for saying something - for christs sake, it's not much effort to pick it up
I bet he's the sort of wanker who tosses dirty nappies out his car window....
northernhord
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scumbalina said:
One of my neighbours once went for me because of all the dog poo in the neighborhood. I asked her to come and look at my binbag full of poo
What a twat...well done for saying something - for christs sake, it's not much effort to pick it up
Yeah its a fuckin piss take innit, there are about three of these peeps who take their hounds for a shit in the park early in the morning, they should be made to carry the turds home in their pockets, cunts
chico enrico
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A pretty simple solution to avoid having to pick up stinky dog goblins and get shouted at by self righteous mums with their shit gobbling kids is, like me, to have a twelve stone rottweiler. I can guarantee you i never get anyone giving ME grief when Tyson lays a cable on the pavement or in the park.
Pingu
Credo
northernhoard said:Ive Just had a blazing row with a bloke who lets his dog shite in the park where the kids play, his argument was fuckin pathetic 'I pay my council tax and the council can clean it up' I pointed out to this plonker that young kids play where he was letting his dog shit, he just shrugged his shoulders and walked off, what a complete and utter twat
people like this make me angry
I spend hours each week making sure my dogs are well behaved and promote a good image and twats like this go and ruin it all. We have 6 dogs, 5 rotties and a boxer. We ALWAYS pick up if one of them dumps when out. I have even been known to pick up another dogs and then give the bag to the owner.
tis is one of my soap box issues btw. if more people took the time to train and be responsible with the dogs then people like me wouldnt have to spend so much fucking time and effort trying to educate people about why dogs are ok.
mind you councils need to provide more dog pooh bins so people can put their bags somewhere
its just fucking lazyness. you have a dog.. with that dog comes responsibilities.. if you cnat take the responsibility then dont have a dog
lighterthief
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Your rottweiler is either seriously overweight, or you're making that up.chico enrico said:A pretty simple solution to avoid having to pick up stinky dog goblins and get shouted at by self righteous mums with their shit gobbling kids is, like me, to have a twelve stone rottweiler. I can guarantee you i never get anyone giving ME grief when Tyson lays a cable on the pavement or in the park.
chico enrico
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i dunno. it was fat bob down the pub who reckons Tyson's 12 stone when we were trying to decide. Bob can lift me up and walk around the pool table but he couldn't lift Tyson up for that long and as i'm about 10 and a half to 11 stone he reckoned Tyson must be easily 12 stone or so.
Pingu
Credo
12 stone is either a black and tan horse, an overbred rottie or a fat one
average weight for an adult male rott is about 50 kilos (110 pounds - nearly 8 stone) big rotts tend to come it at about 9 91/2 stone but 12 is either a mutant dog or a not healthly one. big rotts tend to suffer badly with joint problems and cruciate issues both of which are expensive and painful to treat...
average weight for an adult male rott is about 50 kilos (110 pounds - nearly 8 stone) big rotts tend to come it at about 9 91/2 stone but 12 is either a mutant dog or a not healthly one. big rotts tend to suffer badly with joint problems and cruciate issues both of which are expensive and painful to treat...
chico enrico
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Pingu said:
yes, you're probably right. anyway, fat bob's not exactly an authority on body mass index as all he does is play pool down the pub and sit about getting stoned, playing playstation and watching ben dover dvds from figgsy down the market.
also, it is probably easier to give me a piggy back than sling Tyson round your shoulders when he's barking and struggling and sticking his furry lipstick in your ear so it probably wasn't a very accurate method of weight comparison.
That said, i can assure you, my dog ain't got any 'joint problems'. I think it's well out or order when i see folk giving their dogs joints to smoke, tho he did gobble up a lump of prime moroccan one time and got the munchies so bad he ate a bag of coffee, a box of washing powder and tore the bin bags apart to get at the roast chicken bones in there so for all i know he may have a 'joint problem' i don't know about.
madamv
Oi! With the poodle already
chico enrico said:
Well, I am a mum, have a dog, and a cat. So I don't fit into any of the catagories being shouted at. I always pick up after my dog, I believe I have the right to run him where I feel appropriate. I also hate the amount of poop all over the place, and have picked up other dogs poop so my bubba can play without fear of treading in it.
*lights blue touch paper* My cat craps in other peoples gardens, so I dont have to worry about that
*retires*chico enrico
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madamv said:
WTF ???
chico enrico
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But it was THE DOG that laid the stink-truffles NOT THE OWNER !!
How can you hold the OWNER responsible for what the dog did? it's not like the owner squatted down and done the dirty on your verge!!
chico enrico
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skunkboy69 said:I dunno what all the fuss is about.Kids my age used to eat it n allsorts
Yea, or make other kids eat it!
northernhord
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chico enrico said:Yea, or make other kids eat it!
me and my brother asked my cousin to eat coal when we were samll kids, he declined but ate a handful of dog food instead.
pogofish
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Jayshat said:
Yes, nicer in almost every respect.
Broken glass is every bit as much of an antisocial problem, I agree.
However, I've never had to prize a set of cat jaws out of my flesh whilst some cunt like you ambled down from their car, stood by & said "oh, he's just playing" or "you must have done something to scare him, he is so good with children" or similar. Even today, years later, the welts still reappear whenever I have a bath. I would have no problem with a mutt-head having to prove their need & ability to care for an animal first.
pogofish
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tarannau said:Loads of cat shite all over mind. Stinking, half-covered mounds of the stuff in my garden. As toxic and every bit as nasty as dog doo, albeit in smaller packages. When do cat nappies start...
Not really, the toxic risk from cat shit is much lower than dogs. Indeed, it is only a real threat to those with an otherwise compromised immune system.
