dog farts

[billy_bob]

One of the funniest things I've ever seen was a dog I knew who barked at his own arse every time it farted, as if it was acting entirely independently of him and he was furious with it.

 

[Farmer Giles]

Chum bum.

 

[billy_bob]

One of the funniest things I've ever seen was a dog I knew who barked at his own arse every time it farted, as if it was acting entirely independently of him and he was furious with it.

Of course, it might have been a disingenuous doggy ruse to try and distance himself from blame

 

[izz]

One of the funniest things I've ever seen was a dog I knew who barked at his own arse every time it farted, as if it was acting entirely independently of him and he was furious with it.

In fairness I do exactly the same.

 

[billy_bob]

In fairness I do exactly the same.

He must find that even more confusing.