Does your pet have a hobby?

[WouldBe]

I've had my face slurped by a friend of a friends great dane was sitting on a chair at her place and the next thing i know is my face was in this gentle giant's mouth...a doggy facial

I have to steer the lab away from kids and anyone sat on park benches as they are all fair game for a smooch from him.

 

[ScallyWag II]

I have to steer the lab away from kids and anyone sat on park benches as they are all fair game for a smooch from him.

Awwwww soft lad!

 

[ScallyWag II]

Shirley likes to re-arrange the furniture.

Who, or rather what is Shirley? Got visions of a hamster shifting your sofa round your living room!

 

[D'wards]

My dog Shady used to enjoy licking her bed - she would do it for ages and the sheer bliss on her face was hillarious!

She also likes barking at the tv at other animals and at people on the tv laughing/fighting/shouting etc.

Does Shady happen to be a Westie? Cos my dog Bill does all these things and he is one.

Westies are known telly addicts - Bill's fave show was Animal Hospital, he even used to go mad at the music.

I'll always remember him being naughty and my mum telling him off in all seriousness saying "if you don't stop doing that Billy you won't be allowed to watch Animal Hospital". Mad as a brush.

 

[Mation]

Pan likes to lick herself down there, a LOT - most offputting when you're trying to read in bed and all you can hear is what sounds like a lesbian slutfest coming from the foot of the bed

Which, worryingly, makes me wonder whether it's possible to hear the difference between cunnilingus and fellatio...

 

[sojourner]

Which, worryingly, makes me wonder whether it's possible to hear the difference between cunnilingus and fellatio...

Course there is - there's no retching in cunnilingus, for a start

 

[WouldBe]

Are there any night schools for pets?

Think I need to train the Lab to be a guide dog. The collie ran head first into a bin and floored himself earlier.


The collie is developing cateracts so glasses are no good :-(

 

[Jessiedog]

Farting.

That was my late labrador's hobby. Well, along with eating, walkies, sleeping and getting his end away.

Oh God!



My biggest, Kim (10 y/o bitch, alsation/mongrel cross, 45kg), settles down for a nap after dinner and then farts noisily, wakes up startled, looks around at her own arse in total astonishment for a couple of seconds, then glares at every human in the room for a couple of seconds each, before growling at Jessie (innocently sleeping on the rug), smacking her jowls noisly and settling down to doze again.

Only to repeat the sequence after a few minutes.



And it stinks.



But the look of utter astonishment on her face and then the accusatory glances and grumbling at Jess are priceless.



Woof

 

[Jessiedog]

I think my cat needs a hobby - she is very lazy and has no outside interests, just eating and sleeping.

I feel like a pushy parent who wants to send their kid to ballet

"Parents!"



Woof

 

[suitgirl]

our 2 staffies fave hobby is play-fighting with each other, they usually drag each other across the room by the skin of the cheek, the collar, the leg, the tail - whatever's available. it looks extremely painful but they dont seem to notice

when they're not play-fighting they love chewing plastic bottles - the top comes off first so they can lick the last drops from the bottle, then the whole bottle gets annihilated til it's completely flat and un-bottle-like

 

[FridgeMagnet]

My flatmate's cat likes wanking, even though he's supposed to have been "done". He also likes eating and doing nothing. He sounds ideal for Urban actually.

 

[boozybirdie]

My flatmate's cat likes wanking, even though he's supposed to have been "done". He also likes eating and doing nothing. He sounds ideal for Urban actually.

How the fuck does a cat have a wank?

 

[WouldBe]

How the fuck does a cat have a wank?

Very carefully.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

How the fuck does a cat have a wank?

Well. I've not actually seen it, but my flatmate claims to have seen him rolling on the floor with a smug expression on his face and a little kitty hardon.

That cat's definitely in love with her mind, follows her about everywhere, so perhaps it was a cat attempt at seduction. I don't think cats are too subtle.