Herbsman.
Nah Lotion, Pet, Nor Powder.
I thought urbanists ate babies?danny la rouge said:Yes. I never used to eat kittens.
I thought urbanists ate babies?danny la rouge said:Yes. I never used to eat kittens.
EastEnder said:I would like to think my tireless promotion of the divine nectar, Marmite, has persuaded some urbanites to shun the evils of the likes of marmalade or, god forbid, the devils own diarrhoea "peanut butter", as their bread product topping of choice.
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Clearly my work here is not yet done, but fear not, for I shall persevere.SubZeroCat said:Crunchy peanut butter on wholemeal toast is my breakfast every morning![]()

SubZeroCat said:Crunchy peanut butter on wholemeal toast is my breakfast every morning![]()

SubZeroCat said:Don't forget me, my overbearing insistence and my yet to be made soup...
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bluestreak said:when you bloody well get round to making it for me then i'll add your name to the list![]()
- it's nice to get out of this house once and a while.....
ROFLtarannau said:To be fair, Jesus wasn't trying to encourage people that a yeasty poo-brown, chemical laden by-product of the brewing industry was a top quality foodstuff deserving of wider attention.
Compared to that, being the messiah was less of a reach.
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I think we've found out where religion goes wrong...it doesn't set itself big enough challenges: make people believe in something that doesn't exist, can't be demonstrated to exist, and which apparently knows when every sparrow farts? Pfft, piece of piss...Let Them Eat Marmite, now there's a challenge!
Erm, I realise that this might be an insufficiently oblique approach, but had it occurred to you to ASK him?lang rabbie said:I once served beetroot carpaccio, partly to try it, and partly to see whether one of my guests might conceivably be a fellow Urban poster. It transpired that they were, but had never ventured from the Brixton forum to the full-on edgy hardcore that is Suburban.![]()
What's a zymurgiphile?pembrokestephen said:PS: I like Marmite. And the brewing industry. In fact, I think I might be a bit of a zymurgiphile on the quiet...
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