Does not wanting to go to festivals indicate that you are mad?

[William of Walworth]

I'm being viewed as dangerously disturbed for not wanting to go to a festival this year, first time in five summers i've opted against it. I'm a filthy capitalist though, and don't want a repeat of last year where I managed to clear my overdraft only to spank myself back into debt by heading off to a festival.

Plus I am fucking sick of being surrounded by 'wacky' teenage twats, sleeping in an uncomfortable and alternatly boiling/freezing tent - not being able to shower for four or five days, not having a decent meal in that time and twisting my melon right up on substances and overpriced lagers.

Which ones did you go to last year?

An awful lot depends omn which ones you choose ....

 

[William of Walworth]

I go to "gatherings" (for want of a better word), in some pretty rugged conditions. The only water available is bottled water for drinking, and a minimal amount for cooking ration packs ( M.O.D USE ONLY, yeah right, 2 for £15) It is possible to maintain personal hygiene for many days using baby wipes for main body cleansing, keeping dry using talcum powder, and biological gel for keeping ones hands germ free.

Yeah, but are the line ups any good?

I think chymaera must be going to even smaller, remoter and more hardcore festies/gatherings than I do

 

[Orang Utan]

I think chymaera must be going to even smaller, remoter and more hardcore festies/gatherings than I do