Orang Utan
Maybe I like the misery
I don't like smelling
Hollis said:There is something about them I simply find uninterestin'/bordering on the oppresive. but I will no doubt appear something of a wanker if I explain further, so I shant..

pogofish said:I've got little time for football & particularly going to matches & it has been made clear to me many times, that this makes me an absolute complete & utter freak of nature.
LD Rudeboy said:I quite like camping myself and it's a chance to see stacks of bands, have lots of dances and meet lots of new people all at one place. That's the appeal for me. Having said that I see your point.

William of Walworth said:But sometmes they say : what about the mud, how can you enjoy that?
Yep. I much prefer the free one day festivals like Strawberry Fair or overseas festivals like Sziget because it's a completely different experience.golightly said:The thing with living here is that you can go dancing, see bands, go to comedy shows, etc. when you please without needing to stay in a field for days.![]()
William of Walworth said:This looks like it's intended to be a them and us thread of the sort Hollis loves.
Hollis said:Crikey!!! How ironic.



Orang Utan said:Oh I completely understand why people like them - if I could sleep/relax in a tent properly and had no sense of smell, I would love them
bluestreak said:there's your problem. fortunately hollis and OU, i can forgive your lack of festyness. you're nice fellas, always stand your rounds. you're missed in the fields of muddy avalon, but if it's not your bag, it's not your bag and thats OK. jesus still loves you.

Stig said:I can't stand going to raves, staying up all night in a hot sweaty filthy decrepit building full of squat juice, doing enough pills to make you suicidal for the next fortnight, trying to ignore the shite music. Does that make me mad? Certainly not. I've never felt so, anyway, even though ALL my mates seem to like doing this stuff.
We are just more discerning, Hollis.


Orang Utan said:I don't like smelling
How? I haven't been to a festival since 1992 mind - does it still involve queuing for hours?Sunray said:You could have a wash?
I thought people just got blitzed, talked glorious shite with strangers and danced to incredibly strange music?RhymnRzn said:Imagine in a year of release (which we have a right to expect) how much diversity of activity would keep interests high. Learning to play a new instrument, setting up a booth, participating in talks, freedom of travel, sharing what is good. I will have the Bible, a peace pipe, and a hackey sack on my person for proper intermissions.
Sunray said:You could have a wash?
chymaera said:I go to "gatherings" (for want of a better word), in some pretty rugged conditions. The only water available is bottled water for drinking, and a minimal amount for cooking ration packs ( M.O.D USE ONLY, yeah right, 2 for £15) It is possible to maintain personal hygiene for many days using baby wipes for main body cleansing, keeping dry using talcum powder, and biological gel for keeping ones hands germ free.

I bet they're well shitchymaera said:I go to "gatherings" (for want of a better word), in some pretty rugged conditions. The only water available is bottled water for drinking, and a minimal amount for cooking ration packs ( M.O.D USE ONLY, yeah right, 2 for £15) It is possible to maintain personal hygiene for many days using baby wipes for main body cleansing, keeping dry using talcum powder, and biological gel for keeping ones hands germ free.
Iam said:I can't really be arsed with them, anymore.
I'm not saying I'll never go again, but I have no real interest at the moment.
Orang Utan said:I bet they're well shit
Tort said:I'm a total addict. I'm foregoing any other holidays this year purely to spend 12 weekends sitting in assorted fields around the country. The older I get the worse it gets. My name is Tort & I'm a festiholic.![]()
