Does driving make you want to fart?

[Voley]

Shirl's 'send us yer knickers' one's got to be in the running too, mind.

U75 has hit a rich vein of form lately.

 

[Annierak]

Shirl's 'send us yer knickers' one's got to be in the running too, mind.

U75 has hit a rich vein of form lately.

I love discussing serious issues

 

[Voley]

We agree on all the really important issues, Annie.

 

[og ogilby]

On the toilet when i was trying to brush my teeth. I care! I don't wanna see that

Surely the toilet would be behind you if you were brushing your teeth??

You must have been peeping.

 

[sojourner]

You're probably just a gaseous individual.

uh huh

I've been described as being 'all wind and piss' on many an occasion, let me tell you johnny




I'm going to continue my fearless fight for the right to fart-ay anyway. It's a normal function, like coughing, scratching, breathing, pissing. One simply needs to do it. In fact, I've just let rip with a couple of proper blasters - aahhhh.


I would NEVER shit in front of anyone mind. Urgh.

 

[og ogilby]

I would NEVER shit in front of anyone mind. Urgh.

 

[sojourner]

sicko

 

[Voley]

I would NEVER shit in front of anyone mind. Urgh.

Classy.

Maintaining an air of mystique.

 

[sojourner]

Classy.

Maintaining an air of mystique.

every little helps

and by god, i need it

 

[Annierak]

Surely the toilet would be behind you if you were brushing your teeth??

You must have been peeping.

The toilet was at the side of the sink and it's not just about seeing, i don't wanna hear or smell anyway...maybe that had something to do with my celibacy for 9 years!

 

[T & P]

I'm going to continue my fearless fight for the right to fart-ay anyway. It's a normal function, like coughing, scratching, breathing, pissing. One simply needs to do it. In fact, I've just let rip with a couple of proper blasters - aahhhh.

Maybe you should start your own advertising campaign on buses, like the atheists.

All aboard the Fart Express!