Then ask me to leave and do it, no big deal
Does driving make you want to fart?
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Nothis really should be taken to pm, shouldn't it?
I farted loads on my first date with my GF. I suppose I did it to see if we were compatible or not.
You wouldn't have got a second date with me
Hey we're all different. That would be my idea of a date from hell
She's had 18 years of hell from my arse but she can't say she wasn't warned.You wouldn't have got a second date with me
Hey we're all different. That would be my idea of a date from hell
Attractive, i bet she couldn't keep her hands off youShe's had 18 years of hell from my arse but she can't say she wasn't warned.
About six weeks after that first date, she decided it was time for her to start farting too. She hasn't stopped since either.Attractive, i bet she couldn't keep her hands off you
She's good at noise and I'm good at smell.
I like a good love storyAbout six weeks after that first date, she decided it was time for her to start farting too. She hasn't stopped since either.
She's good at noise and I'm good at smell.
That's what our relationship is based on, our love of everything toilet related.I like a good love story
We pull one anothers fingers. Light one anothers farts. And spend all our time laughing at toilet humour.
It's really sweet.
I must come round for dinner some timeThat's what our relationship is based on, our love of everything toilet related.
We pull one anothers fingers. Light one anothers farts. And spend all our time laughing at toilet humour.
It's really sweet.
Sounds like some weird foreplayThis is getting dark.
It's all about knowing your partner.This is getting dark.
It takes real skill to know when to light the lighter at just the right time.
Too soon and you burn their arse. Too late and you've missed the moment.
I watch the expression on her face to time it perfectly.
Just a thought.It does me. Any distance over half an hour and I get terrible wind
Do you never feel tempted to go round the block just one more time to prolong your pleasure??
Freak
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i fart fine the rest of the time, regular soft and gentle ones, the occasional big satisfying blaster (that never fails to make me
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Cid
Proper break this time
Surely it's more you saying 'fuck you soj, I might fancy you a lot but I'm not putting up with your emissions'. I think that acceptance of farts is a wonderful moment of bonding in any relationship, a true show of trust and contentment.
As to the OP, perhaps some fumes are getting into the car and er... lubricating you a bit.
And wind the windows up.
Johnny Canuck3
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It does me. Any distance over half an hour and I get terrible wind
You're probably just a gaseous individual.
Johnny Canuck3
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Thats what my ex used to say. I knew i had to leave as soon as she tried to shit in front of me
On the toilet you mean, or on the rug?
On the toilet: who cares?
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worked it out now!
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I take a Dutch oven is out of the question then?
On the toilet when i was trying to brush my teeth. I care! I don't wanna see that
