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longdog said:Can I just remind everybody that the tenth planet already has a name... Rupert.
Just watch out when Rupert is in conjunction with Uranus then.

longdog said:Can I just remind everybody that the tenth planet already has a name... Rupert.

foreigner said:The sun isn't just a big friendly yellow myth in the sky, all that light it puts out (and not just the blue cloud-filtered light you get in Scotland) actually amounts to a lot of thermal energy as well, which can be concentrated by things like magnefying glasses or even a crystal ball, and set fire to stuff.

Batley said:P.S 'The Rise and Fall of The Sun' is a great read and McKenzie evn bigger scumball than I realised - mentalist horrible twat but interesting.

Yeah the others are happy,sleepy,sneezy,earth,grumpy,bashful and docNine Bob Note said:Eighteen posts, and no smart arse has yet pointed out that it would only be the ninth (seeing as how Pluto isn't really a planet)![]()
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squeegee said:Two pages of smug smartarse answers from the usual fuckwits who somehow think they are backing rational science by taking the piss out of astrology.
Tell me smartarses, when a new scientific theory is discovered that rejects previous theories, do we say that that discredits all of science? Astrology is only about prediction in the same way that meteorology is. But when a weatherman gets the weather wrong you don't reject meteorology.
Oh yeah, meteorology is based on precise scientific data. So is astrology, except astrologers do what mystics and philosophers throughout the ages do, and what square-brained rationalist fuckwits seem incapable of doing. Namely search for meaning underlying material reality.
Correspondences between objects and ideas, associations of symbolic meaning of objects and ideas, which correspond to the inner workings of the psyche. As above, so below. Yeah, you know, the emotional drives that modern science can only understand in terms of electrical sparks and chemical reactions, human qualities which mainstream science ignores and pretends are not there because its narrow definition of reality cannot encompass it. What is consciousness to modern hard science? Don't know. Our rationlism can't explain it, so let's pretend it's not there.
Astrology was discredited in the 17th century, was it?. You wish. Oh, how you must decry these poor deluded people who are turning more and more to spiritual and metaphysical explanations of this increasingly chaotic world that modern science struggles in vain to explain.
95% of the universe dark matter. Scientific explanation: don't know. 95% of DNA, science can't determine a use for. Conclusion: call it "junk" DNA. Yeah that seems a logical explanation. Could it be that rational science is somehow lacking some element and is too damned arrogant to accept it?
Each discovery of a new planet (Uranus, Neptune and Pluto) corresponded with major events of the time. I've explained this on these boards before and I curse myself for getting baited by you narrow-minded people once again. But you really have no clue what you're talking about and your arrogance with it makes it even more exasperating. Try reading the history of science before the last two hundred years. Sacred geometry, alchemy ("Father of Modern Science" Isaac Newton's main body of work) before casting something down, simply cos you feel no one would dare challenge your primacy of thought.
The 10th planet has been talked about for years in astrological circles, and even if it hadn't it doesn't discredit it. Astrology will just adapt and move on, in the same way that all science does when faced with a new discovery.
Try reading about the precession of the equinoxes (we now face the constellation of Aquarius, hence the Age of Aquarius. Not a dated seventies tv show, but a precise scientific analysis of the position of our planet in this galaxy, and moreover an interpretation of what this means to us, humanity, as a whole, the superconscious of Freud.
Try understanding how an ancient culture like tha Maya could so accurately measure time, before gargantuan telescopes were invented, and why their precise calculations of the movements of this planet reaches it's zenith or nadir, depending on how you look at it, on Dec 21st 2012.
And then try to show some humility in the face of knowledge that far exceeds your own, or mine for that matter.
And before you state the obvious, I'm no better than you for reacting like a wounded animal.......but when you insult someone's work and passion you can hardly expect any other response.
You simply have no idea and your fundamentalist ignorance is embarassing and enraging![]()
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)William of Walworth said:Why the anger. Your superior level of insight should make you happy!
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one hopes he hen sacked himself for his own poor grammar.Batley said:In the '80s Kelvin Mckenzie sacked the Sun's astrologer with the immortal opening line 'As you are no doubt are already aware...'
kyser_soze said:Met him a few times and he was always funny. Also know a lot of people who have worked with/for him who reckon that you're either a Kelvin person or not - if you're not yr fucked, if you are you'll be fine.
- he comes across as funny in that book but really cruel - felt a bit guilty laughing at his antics.belboid said:one hopes he hen sacked himself for his own poor grammar.
squeegee said:The deranged ramblings of a rabid astrologer
Batley said:In the '80s Kelvin Mckenzie sacked the Sun's astrologer with the immortal opening line 'As you are no doubt are already aware...'

Sorry, back to astology - apparently books on it outsell astronomy by about 10-1. Is there any hope?


William of Walworth said:Why all the anger?? Your superior level of insight should make you happy!
squeegee said:Probably the naming of Plutonium and Pluto was deliberate, which says more for the deeper knowledge of the greatest scientists of the ear, but Pluto being Lord of the Underworld in Greek mythology shows a significant correspondance with our struggle with the darkest recesses of our collective psyche.
Word.Yeah I know it sounds like bullshit to some
squeegee said:How can a new discovery mess up the past? You deal with what you deal with when it's there. When a new discovery is made you adapt. All science does this. Why should astrology be any different?
squeegee said:Being smarter than deluded fundamentalists, but incapable of showing them reason, is no reason to be happy. Haven't got the time to post links. Done it before, to no avail. It's out there, check it out


41132n said:What about the 11th planet ?
How about that article in a recent Newscientist that suggest there may be as many as 23 ?

PacificOcean said:I don't understand how planets can be used to predict our lives. Or how the other 300 million Gemini's on the planet are going to have the same day as me.
I know the time of my birth, so I had one of those supposedly highly accurate personal horrorscopes done. What a load of cobblers. Nothing predicited came true.
WouldBe said:You can't all have the same day. Those generalised ones are crap.
You also need the place of your birth. I had one done and was highly accurate.


Oxpecker said:Years back the Seppos launched a space ship to leave our solar system with a pictorial depiction of where it had come from and who we are. It included, iirc, da Vinci's drawing of that spreadeagled man and a diagram pointing to the 3rd planet in a system of 9, the idea being that any extra-terrestrials finding it would be smart enough to work out where to find us and pop over for a cuppa or something.
So that's that idea fucked. They're never gonna find us now that we're 3rd of 10![]()