Check this out then -
We'd drive to the supermarket and i'd normally get some bread rolls (enough for a few days) some cheese, salad stuff, veggie pate, fruit or whatever. All good i thought, sorted for at least the next three days, then i would walk into the kitchen and find someone cutting huge chunks off my nice mature cheddar for cheese on toast at 11am.
"Opps sorry didn't think it was yours, was the pate yours as well?"
What made me so so angry was the "didn't know it was yours" bit, so if it was my other colleagues it'd be alright then would it you dick!!!
The same guy opened my post when i was off one day, he saw it was from Amazon and borrowed the DVD i had bought
Me: "Thats weird, my Amazon order was supposed to be here yesterday"
Him: "Oh shit, sorry i borrowed it, i forgot to bring it back"
Cock!