Do you sing to Your Cat?

[hendo]

I've recently noticed that I've begun singing to my cats, Dylan and Hendrix. They ambush me on the way to the shower first thing because they want to be fed, and now I realise I am singing to them in response.

It's more a sort of rap, but delivered like a white middle aged Jay Z.

It goes:

"Da Pussy

Da Pussy

Da Pussy-Cat"

(repeat to taste)

It elicits no visible response from the cats, but I seem to need to do it nonetheless. Does anyone else do this kind of thing? What are your cat song lyrics?

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[geminisnake]

No I don't sing to our cat, I do try to get her to dance though. She never looks impresed funnily enough.

 

[5t3IIa]

I don't sing (I don't think...?) but I did say "I wish you'd use your bloody catflap" at her this morning and she looked at me like " sorry but I don't like it". Made me a bit.

 

[sojourner]

Sometimes I like to say 'Whatchoo talkin bout Willis' over and over again, sounding increasingly insane, to my cats when they are mewling for food

Haven't sung to them for ages now. They don't deserve it, their shit stinks too bad

 

[Epona]

Yes I do, constantly

"Sonni-boo, I love you, and I know that you love-a me too" (to the tune of Special Brew, obviously)
"Sonni Sonni-boo, where are you, we got some work to do now" (Scooby Doo theme tune)
"Radar, Radar, give me your answer do" (Daisy Daisy tune)
"What's that coming over the hill, is it a Radar, is it a Radar" (ok I'm just embarrassing myself by this point aren't I?)
and
"Jakey-wakey-woodle-noodle, noodle-brain boy, noodle-brain boy" (to no particular tune)

Oh god I really have lost the plot, haven't I?

 

[Dillinger4]

I definitely would, if I had a cat.

 

[hendo]

I think we are singing to them because they control us by brain waves. The inane tunes amuse them.

 

[Griff]

No I don't sing, but do a funny voice when I see Kat like "Heyay, Heyay Kat!"

Also our other cat gets "Mr.Sax, you big white cat!" in a similar funny voice.

 

[Tank Girl]

sometimes

 

[seeformiles]

Yep I do (accompanied on guitar):

"Hello my baby, Hello my darlin'
Hello my ragtime cat!
You're so cute and don't you know it
If you could play the trumpet then you'd surely blow it.."

 

[bluestreak]

It has been known for me to sing to cats, yes.

 

[chintz]

my kids sing this to one of our cats

D to the I to the zee zee y

 

[High Voltage]

Jess is going to the Vet tomorrow
Vet tomorrow
Vet tomorrow

Jess is going to the Vet tomorrow
Vet tomorrow
Vet tomorrow

She's going to the Vet . . . Vet . . . Vet
How about Thet . . . thet . . . thet

She's going to the . . . <<Bloody hell, where's that damn cat gone NOW!!!>>

 

[colacubes]

Yes - on greeting the cat I generally sing "Word Up! Meow" to the tune of Cameo's excellent song of the same name

 

[5t3IIa]

No I don't sing, but do a funny voice when I see Kat like "Heyay, Heyay Kat!"

Also our other cat gets "Mr.Sax, you big white cat!" in a similar funny voice.

I think we sing and do funny voices at them because talking to them in a normal way is even weirder

 

[geekpenguin]

my kids sing this to one of our cats

D to the I to the zee zee y

Hehehe I'd laugh if they suddenly came out with this:

"D - Devastate
I - Impress
Z - Zestfully clean and fresh
another Z - For the zipcode that I got
and Y - Why not?"

(Every time I hear the word dizzy - or anyone so called - I think of Ugly Duckling's song "Everybody C'mon"

I don't have a cat, but when I'm babysitting for my cousin, I talk to theirs *_*. I know, it's sad.

 

[Looby]

I sing to mine often. I sing you are my sunshine to them and I sing Delilah to Delilah and I sometimes just make up songs. All my songs have poo and bum in them, not just the ones I sing to the cats.

 

[Herbsman.]

Weirdos

but awww

 

[idioteque]

I have lots of songs for my cats. They include:

- Pooky and Bee ("Pooky and Bee, Pooky and Bee, Pooky Pooky Pooky Pooky Pooky Pooky Pooky Pooky etc.) to the tune of 'Winnie the Pooh'
- Baby Roo ("Baby Roo, couldn't be good if she wanted to, Baby Roo...") sung to the tune of 'Waterloo'
- "Pooky doo, pooky doo, doing things that pookies do, Beedle too, Beedle too, doing things that Beedles do"
- The 'Pooky doo rock'
- loads of proper songs with the lyrics changed that I can't be bothered to remember/type out, which include Elliott Smith's 'Between the Bars' with cat lyrics

I have special nonsensical Christmas carols about them too

 

[moose]

There's the most fantastic thread about this somewhere. *goes to look*

Here it is!

http://www.urban75.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=102908

 

[Epona]

I have lots of songs for my cats. They include:

- Pooky and Bee ("Pooky and Bee, Pooky and Bee, Pooky Pooky Pooky Pooky Pooky Pooky Pooky Pooky etc.) to the tune of 'Winnie the Pooh'
- Baby Roo ("Baby Roo, couldn't be good if she wanted to, Baby Roo...") sung to the tune of 'Waterloo'
- "Pooky doo, pooky doo, doing things that pookies do, Beedle too, Beedle too, doing things that Beedles do"
- The 'Pooky doo rock'
- loads of proper songs with the lyrics changed that I can't be bothered to remember/type out, which include Elliott Smith's 'Between the Bars' with cat lyrics

I have special nonsensical Christmas carols about them too

I feel a bit better about my own little kitty ditties having read your post, yours are just as bonkers as mine

 

[gaijingirl]

To the tune of Chaka..chaka..chaka...chaka khan let me rock let me rock you chaka khan...

I sing this one to my cat "neko" who I often call "neko-chan"


neko chan, neko chan, neko chan
neko chan, let me rock you
Let me rock you, neko chan
Let me rock you, that's all i wanna do
Neko chan, let me rock you
Let me rock you, Neko chan
Let me rock you, let me feel for you
neko chan let me tell you what i wanna do
Do you feel for me, the way i feel for you
Neko let me tell you what i wanna do
I wanna love you, wanna hug you, wanna squeeze you too
Let me take you in my arms
Let me fill you with my charms, neko

etc etc.. I do the trumpets in a very high pitched voice too!

She just looks at me disdainfully and wanders off mostly....

 

[5t3IIa]

I just talk to mine. I realised this mornng. It was all *I sit by your face until you wake up* then I was all "For god's sake can't you wait? Anyone would think I starved you. It's your own fault for bolting breakfast and being sick. Yes yes if you trip me up I die and then who will feed you? Shut up. Shut it"

No singing.

 

[hendo]

To the tune of Chaka..chaka..chaka...chaka khan let me rock let me rock you chaka khan...

I sing this one to my cat "neko" who I often call "neko-chan"


neko chan, neko chan, neko chan
neko chan, let me rock you
Let me rock you, neko chan
Let me rock you, that's all i wanna do
Neko chan, let me rock you
Let me rock you, Neko chan
Let me rock you, let me feel for you
neko chan let me tell you what i wanna do
Do you feel for me, the way i feel for you
Neko let me tell you what i wanna do
I wanna love you, wanna hug you, wanna squeeze you too
Let me take you in my arms
Let me fill you with my charms, neko

etc etc.. I do the trumpets in a very high pitched voice too!

She just looks at me disdainfully and wanders off mostly....

Gaijin has won this thread. I would pay money to hear that.

 

[Cribynkle]

Only one of my pair is musical so he gets sung to, the other one gets talked at

 

[Cloo]

No, it would scare my cat. She gets the fuck out when I practise my singing!

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Yes

To the Sugarbabes "Red Dress"

"Mr. Kippers in a red dress. He won't spend the night on his own.
He'll spend it with *include name of someone famous/someone you know*
Then he'll have catch the bus home"

Mr. Kippers is never that impressed, not sure if it is the implication of casual sex or cross dressing but it usually ends up in a biting

 

[idioteque]

Yes

To the Sugarbabes "Red Dress"

"Mr. Kippers in a red dress. He won't spend the night on his own.
He'll spend it with *include name of someone famous/someone you know*
Then he'll have catch the bus home"

Mr. Kippers is never that impressed, not sure if it is the implication of casual sex or cross dressing but it usually ends up in a biting

((((Mr. Kippers)))

 

[themonkeyman]

To the tune of Chaka..chaka..chaka...chaka khan let me rock let me rock you chaka khan...

I sing this one to my cat "neko" who I often call "neko-chan"


neko chan, neko chan, neko chan
neko chan, let me rock you
Let me rock you, neko chan
Let me rock you, that's all i wanna do
Neko chan, let me rock you
Let me rock you, Neko chan
Let me rock you, let me feel for you
neko chan let me tell you what i wanna do
Do you feel for me, the way i feel for you
Neko let me tell you what i wanna do
I wanna love you, wanna hug you, wanna squeeze you too
Let me take you in my arms
Let me fill you with my charms, neko

etc etc.. I do the trumpets in a very high pitched voice too!

She just looks at me disdainfully and wanders off mostly....

ok, so you are talking/singing to your cat, but well, at least you are singing a tune to it.

Educate that feline
Take it to the bridge
Rub it up the wrong way
Milk's in the fridge

Try my freestyling, cat will love it !

eta - That neko chan tune is PHAT

 

[pengaleng]

lol I sing to my cat and make up little songs about it when I was going away for a bit once I said to the other half he had to sing to it cus it likes the company an he told me to fuck right off poor cat