Do you par boil potato wedges?

[Yetman]

Oh. Fair enough. Still, waste of time imo (unless your making special roasties)

 

[Madusa]

Oh. Fair enough.

 

[Yetman]

The last person who rolled their eyes at me like that got a carrier bag full of spiders emptied over their head as they slept……

Unfortunately the spiders had all disappeared by the time they woke up which kind of made the whole thing pretty pointless but I wont be making that mistake again, rest assured…..so if I were you I’d be careful who you roll your little green eyes at in future missy. I live in a cellar. Plenty of spiders here if you catch my drift.

 

[Detroit City]

Still, waste of time imo (unless your making special roasties)

agreed

 

[Madusa]

The last person who rolled their eyes at me like that got a carrier bag full of spiders emptied over their head as they slept……

Unfortunately the spiders had all disappeared by the time they woke up which kind of made the whole thing pretty pointless but I wont be making that mistake again, rest assured…..so if I were you I’d be careful who you roll your little green eyes at in future missy. I live in a cellar. Plenty of spiders here if you catch my drift.

I love spiders.

 

[Yetman]

I love spiders.

Grr....how do you feel about snails? Eh? Like them do you? Eh? EH? I'll cover your face with them and you'll go to work and everyone will call you snailface mcguyver and you'll wonder what the hell they are on about and then you'll go to the ladies and realise your face is covered in snails and then you'll feel a RIGHT TWAT

 

[Madusa]

Not unless it was snail day at work. 23rd March. I would just say I got my dates mixed up.

You cant foil me!!

 

[Detroit City]

Grr....how do you feel about snails? Eh? Like them do you? Eh? EH? I'll cover your face with them and you'll go to work and everyone will call you snailface mcguyver and you'll wonder what the hell they are on about and then you'll go to the ladies and realise your face is covered in snails and then you'll feel a RIGHT TWAT

i would think she would just par boil them first then fry them up in butter/garlic/shalots and make escargot

 

[Madusa]

i would think she would just par boil them first then fry them up in butter/garlic/shalots and make escargot

Surely you wouldnt parboil escargot would ya?

eta - yes apparently you do...sans shells and then reattach them after.

 

[Yetman]

I dunno...it still sounds wrong...like

'Please explain what parboil means'

"Oh it means to part boil something.....like boil it, but not all the way. Part boil it."



Too much of a coincidence I'm afraid. Call me a conspiracy theorist but I dont care. Its part boil in my house. Not that I do it anyway, waste of freakin time. Mugs.