Do you like big dogs?
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Medium and stocky dogs are where it's at 
TitanSound
Mr Beardy Drummer
My brother and an English Bullterrier called Harvey. He was mad as a bag of snakes but totally harmless. Brilliant with my brothers kids too. A friend of mine had a Rottie and he was the same.
It certainly boils down to how well the owner treats them. Big dogs can be scary but as long as the owner treats the dog well then you have nothing to fear.
It certainly boils down to how well the owner treats them. Big dogs can be scary but as long as the owner treats the dog well then you have nothing to fear.
bluestreak
HomosexualityIsStalin’sAtomBombtoDestroyAmerica
big dogs are great. medium sized ones are better (bearded collies and whippets FTW). small dogs are the work of satan and need regular careful application of golf clubs to the head.
I loathe collies and whippets
Small dogs with the exception of jack russells and dachsunds need stamping on though, give you that
I had an english bull called Stanley. He was massive, but thanks to my ex's treatment of him, thought he was the leader of the pack. Had to take him to a behaviourist cos he could get really fucking bolshy - and you absolutely don't need bolshy with that jaw strength
TitanSound
Mr Beardy Drummer
Indeed, its pretty scary how strong they are and all the more important to bring them up well!!!
zenie
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Spion
I hear ya
The big dog in a little body, or so 'they' say. He's menaced a pair of Rottweilers and giant mastiff before now. They generally just shrug tho, tbhOMG Borders!!!
chico enrico
No hair shows you care.
Like everything apart from tumours, big is best and dogs are a prime example of this law.
Plus as any fool knows =
small dog = small cock.
Big dog on a big studded collar and lead = john holmes after holidaying in chernobyl and falling into the vat of radioactive gamma rays which have been found to have the side-effect of elephantine penile growth.
Big doesn't necessarily mean hard though. I'd certainly bet on Tyson against any St Bernards (and if anyone has one would be happy to put my money where my mouth is
), so it is best if you can find a canine which combines the two qualities.
basically the epoch of canine breeding would be one of those Olde American Pit Bulls but bred with a Great dane and given growth hormones and steroids from the day it was born. Not only would it be about the size of a small shetland pony, but it would be agressive as fuck from all the steroids. much like the bounchers outside 'cheekos' nightclub down the road who are always highly enthusiastic when it comes to doling out 'violencings' to any ballbags who get lippy.
Plus as any fool knows =
small dog = small cock.
Big dog on a big studded collar and lead = john holmes after holidaying in chernobyl and falling into the vat of radioactive gamma rays which have been found to have the side-effect of elephantine penile growth.
Big doesn't necessarily mean hard though. I'd certainly bet on Tyson against any St Bernards (and if anyone has one would be happy to put my money where my mouth is
), so it is best if you can find a canine which combines the two qualities. basically the epoch of canine breeding would be one of those Olde American Pit Bulls but bred with a Great dane and given growth hormones and steroids from the day it was born. Not only would it be about the size of a small shetland pony, but it would be agressive as fuck from all the steroids. much like the bounchers outside 'cheekos' nightclub down the road who are always highly enthusiastic when it comes to doling out 'violencings' to any ballbags who get lippy.
chico enrico
No hair shows you care.
Tyson
cliche guevara
Well-Known Member
Cliche's staffie Tessa- I think she looks like a little bear
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Awesome photo of her, forgot about that one. But in future, my dog, my bragging rights
chico enrico
No hair shows you care.
huh, anyone who fancies trying to 'abuse' Tyson is gonna be in for a shock.
Fat Bob once tried sticking his finger up Tyson's bum while he was chugging his pipe to a Belladonna DVD - "to add some authenticity to proceedings" as he put it - but Tyson was no Cock Craving Anal Queen and bit Fat Bob to fuck so he had to go to hospital for a tetanus jag.
