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Do you have a Garden Gnome?

Do you have a Garden Gnome?

  • Yes, I have one

    Votes: 7 15.2%

  • Yes, I have more than one

    Votes: 3 6.5%

  • Yes, and I have one with a fishing rod sat on a mushroom!

    Votes: 1 2.2%

  • I haave one that lives in the house not the garden

    Votes: 1 2.2%

  • No.

    Votes: 36 78.3%
  • Total voters
    46
isitme said:
Have you noticed that people with too many garden gnomes are almost always a bit nazi
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Now that you mention it :hmm:

I would dearly love to buy a gnome and sneak it into pogofish's garden but hubby says that's bad :D I have thinking about it for aaaaages :o

Can't stand gnomes but I do have dragons in the garden, quite a few but then I have dragons in virtually every room of the house too so hey ho :cool:
 
I saw one in someone's window box recently.

They are very popular in Germany too (well, the south, don't know if it applies to the north). There is a garden in tne town my sister lives which is full of them - including a fishing rod one :D

My brother in law hates them and his friends bought him one on a motorbike as a joke for his birthday and never expected him to put it in the garden but my sister put it discretely at the side of the shed in one corner.
 
garden gnomes really cheer me up, funny little fellas they are.

We don't have any in our garden, but the previous owners left a ceramic duck and a frog behind...
 
geminisnake said:
I would dearly love to buy a gnome and sneak it into pogofish's garden but hubby says that's bad :D I have thinking about it for aaaaages :o
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It would make friends with Mr Sledgehammer in double quick time if you did! :mad:

I detest garden gnomes BTW. :)

My neighbour has at least one of the malevolant little fuckers, but she has sited it well out of my sight. Pity she won't do the same with her two cheeky chipmunks.
 
We have 2 ... our two year old threw them both onto the path...breaking their heads off. They now stand headless by the fence...a warning for other gnomes :(
 
Pingu said:
no but we do have a neighbour who looks like one if that counts
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no gnomes but I used to have a neighbour who looked like Mr McGregor from Peter Rabbit (I thought that was really his name for years - I was only little:o)
 
Oh yes! We have some excellent examples of gnome-napping round here. The one in Peterhead a few years back where somone's collection ended-up at bus stops, outside shops, on park benches & lined-up outside the library, cinema & dole office remains one of the best - The local police even posted a record number in custody when they held them all in a cell for recovery! :D

I personally harbour a plan to liberate the gnome garden that blights the hospital staff canteen - too creepy for words! :eek:
 
My neighbour's cheeky chipmunks have been joined by fucking ducks! :mad:

Gnomieness is edging ever closer to the property boundary. :hmm:

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Think it might be time to load the airgun? :mad:
 
Are they plastic or the real old skool ones?? If they're the old ones they're worth money iirc. Steal them and flog em on ebay ;)
 
People who have garden gnomes seem like the sort to ask you to remove your footwear in the house as well :hmm:
 
i don't have a gnome.
i would like one though.

i *do* have a Decorative Frog and a Decorative Tortoiese. i have been reliably informed that 99pland also now stock Decorative Sheep and Cows...

my friend's gnome is called Chomsky :D

oh - i also have a chipmunk like pogo's neighbours :)
 
geminisnake said:
Are they plastic or the real old skool ones?? If they're the old ones they're worth money iirc. Steal them and flog em on ebay ;)
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If I had been close enough to find out, you would not be seeing a photo! :mad:

Do you think I would want to propogate gnomishness? :eek:
 
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