Diss films that everyone likes

[5t3IIa]

Citizen kane - BiographyChannel tvmovie about a cunt

 

[MadFish]

Lord of the Rings - Time Bandits but longer.

 

[isitme]

amelie - yet more proof that self obsessed middle class people are interesting despite what our instincts tell us

 

[MadFish]

Return of the Jedi - sorry but I thought they'd returned two episodes before.

 

[5t3IIa]

Fight Club - mental cunts brawl for the entertainment of middle class cunts. Fight, monkies, fight!

 

[MadFish]

Dawn of the Dead - what dawn? People have been dying for years.

 

[isitme]

La Haine - a film for and about overgrown teenagers

 

[Mrs Magpie]

Citizen kane - BiographyChannel tvmovie about a cunt

I would add the phrase 'pretentious pile of wank' to anything about Citizen Kane. Orson Welles was NOT a genius.

 

[5t3IIa]

Get Carter - documentary about the lower classes

 

[isitme]

This is England - cunts training film

it's the sort of film tony blair likes

 

[Nanker Phelge]

Shawshank Redemption - soppy, sentimental twaddle.....only surpassed in the utter shit stakes by the Green Mile!

 

[Nanker Phelge]

Get Carter - documentary about the lower classes

Nonsense!

 

[5t3IIa]

Alien - third rate Monsters Inc

 

[isitme]

psycho - it's really boring, even those shit horror films like Saw and Hostel are better

 

[isitme]

Total recall - you'd never guess arnie was a bit of a fascist....

 

[isitme]

Schindlers List - I think he missed the nature of the holocaust by making all the Jews good looking

 

[Dr. Furface]

28 Days Later. Made by morons, loved by morons.

 

[Badgers]

The Wire Movie (not made yet) where Tom Hanks plays Jimmy McNulty

 

[rennie]

You're on a rolle isitme ain't cha?

 

[isitme]

You're on a rolle isitme ain't cha?

i'm all done now

 

[isitme]

Pan's Labyrinth - paeds labyrinth

 

[Brinxmat]

Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels.

2 Smoking bollox more like...

 

[Santino]

Akira - badly drawn and boring

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Bladerunner - a long, tedious advert for itself, and I've read better bits of writing in a sixth former's notebook than that 'ships off orion' speech.

 

[spanglechick]

crouching tiger, hidden dragon

who gives a shit punctuated by silly wirework

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Matrix - it's just stoner philosophy married to product placement and MTV videos.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Pulp Fiction - the Emperor's new clothes, neither clever nor funny

 

[5t3IIa]

Reservoir Dogs - like Crimwatch only more boring

 

[QueenOfGoths]

The Sound of Music - nuns and Julie Andrews. Fuck off!

 

[isitme]

bugsy malone - definetely something wrong there