Looking at this, it looks lame. As a nine year old, it was the best thing I've ever seen. archive-image-of-christmas-laser-light-show-oxford-street-londonengland-HJ4X1C.jpg These beams were an inch wide. It was sci-fci. And they were real death ray. There were landing spots to prevent injury. I can't imagine lasers like this these days. Ah fuck it, we got Star Wars, and *not being killed by actual lasers*. Super.