Die McKeith! Die! in pain!

[Johnny Canuck3]

When I had my first ever colonic irrigation a pill came out that had been lodged up there for about 18 months. The therapist saw it coming out down the tube.

I have to keep coming back to this, because it might be the most outrageous thing I've seen on the internet in weeks.

Stobart: take a pill, put it somewhere that stays constantly moist, and come back and check on it in 18 months. For that matter, try it with any of ten dozen types of pills.

Hell, in 18 months, wind erosion would break a pill down.

Was the therapist who saw the pill the guy you were paying to shove water up your rectum? Was he watching on a special monitor?

How did he date the pill: was carbon dating used?

 

[RockandorRoll]

the bitch

Lol the sheer venom in those italics has made my night - no clue why mind.

funny

Lol and italics doesnt display in quotes. if you care, track back a few pages. you wont much think its good, but i did, and hell, thats what counts.

Nice one, one and all

 

[8ball]

I'm interested in the pill story too.

The only thing I can think of that answers the discrepancies is:

It was a pill that Stobs had stopped taking 18 months earlier
and:
It was some kind of enteric coated tablet that had missed its absorption window

I'm clutching at straws a bit, admittedly.

 

[KeyboardJockey]

Yeah, stobart's always trying to get me to have a hose up my arse. I wouldn't mind trying it tbh

Nor would I. Must be an interesting experience.

 

[albionism]

From 8ball: "I don't know but it does look a bit like Jesus-LOL."

Pissing myself laughing.

 

[Yetman]

I IZ IN UR BOWELS - BLOXKING UR STOOLS LOL !!

Imagine getting strangled to death with your own mucoid plaque that has just been removed - dry removed, by a load of naked goat headed alien freaks with voices that all sound just like your mums. That'd be fucking shit man