Die McKeith! Die! in pain!

[pk]

hmmm... perhaps that does explain the mucoid plaque business! I stick by the value of a good clean though.

For FUCKS SAKE are not even slightly concerned that you're risking your health by undergoing quack treatments??

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

I prefer a proper flush out few times a year, compare it to doing the carpets with a Henry hoover or giving your carpets a deep steam clean. There's no better feeling than having a sqeaky clean colon IMO.

My colon has not squeaked, once. I guess it's never been clean.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Colonic Hydrotherapy is far from bullshit - what happens is that the colon will accumulate layers of black, rubbery goo ('mucoid plaque'). This is what you will certainly dislodge with proper cleansing. If you are feeling brave, google an image search.

Why didn't I think of this: shove water up people's butts, and charge them for the privilege!

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

('mucoid plaque').. If you are feeling brave, google an image search.
)

How about just a google search?

http://quackfiles.blogspot.com/2004/12/mucoid-plaque-dubious-idea.html

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

I want it to all come out, not go up further, He's about 18 stone.

He could just give you a home enema, save some money.

 

[axon]

Colonic Hydrotherapy is far from bullshit - what happens is that the colon will accumulate layers of black, rubbery goo ('mucoid plaque'). This is what you will certainly dislodge with proper cleansing.

Bollocks bollocks followed by more bollocks. The above is the standard bumof regurguitated by quacks who want money for sticking a pipe up your arse. Your colon does not accumulate anything*. Waste products flow through your intestines and come out your arse, it doesn't need a hose, you can actually excrete shit naturally.

*Unless you have some fucking major colon cancer or cysts.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Your colon does not accumulate anything*. Waste products flow through your intestines and come out your arse, it doesn't need a hose, you can actually excrete shit naturally..

Yes: see - peristalsis.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/peristalsis

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

hmmm... perhaps that does explain the mucoid plaque business! I stick by the value of a good clean though.

So, you'd rather go on the word of some quack, who is making you pay for a substance that causes the problem they then get rid of, rather than trusting your own body, something that has evolved it's own perfectly efficient internal cleaning system over millions of years?

You're an idiot.

 

[In Bloom]

Yes, I do, I have personal experience of the effects of both with regard to my CFS. The benefits I've found are those of increased well-being - better sleep, increased alertness, better mental state. Have you tried either?

I don't need to eat dog shit to know I don't want to do it. Thanks all the same.

Basing medical decisions on personal experience is bullshit. Plenty of things make you feel good for no reason at all, most of them don't even involve some quack jamming a hose up your wrong un.

 

[8ball]

I IZ IN UR BOWELS - BLOXKING UR STOOLS LOL !!

 

[Stobart Stopper]

I don't need to eat dog shit to know I don't want to do it. Thanks all the same.

Basing medical decisions on personal experience is bullshit. Plenty of things make you feel good for no reason at all, most of them don't even involve some quack jamming a hose up your wrong un.

When I had my first ever colonic irrigation a pill came out that had been lodged up there for about 18 months. The therapist saw it coming out down the tube.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

When I had my first ever colonic irrigation a pill came out that had been lodged up there for about 18 months. The therapist saw it coming out down the tube.

 

[ViolentPanda]

When I had my first ever colonic irrigation a pill came out that had been lodged up there for about 18 months. The therapist saw it coming out down the tube.

You do know you're supposed to swallow pills, not stick 'em up your bum, don't you?

 

[DotCommunist]

You do know you're supposed to swallow pills, not stick 'em up your bum, don't you?

depends. E's can be taken analy

 

[ViolentPanda]

Perhaps stobes had been trying to smuggle some e through customs, and one got jammed up there?

 

[ViolentPanda]

depends. E's can be taken analy

Hey, whatever gets her through a night in the sack with old pot belly, eh?

 

[KeyboardJockey]

You do know you're supposed to swallow pills, not stick 'em up your bum, don't you?

Depends on the pills really I know some say take anally.

You can absorb alcohol via the large intestine as well which is a cheap way of getting pissed.

 

[d.a.s.h]

If agony aunts get lots of letters from the public, does Gillian McKeith get jiffy bags full of shit sent to her?

 

[madzone]

If agony aunts get lots of letters from the public, does Gillian McKeith get jiffy bags full of shit sent to her?

Hopefully

 

[Gingerman]

I imagine if there was waste stuck in your intestine you'd be in agony

 

[DotCommunist]

I imagine if there was waste stuck in your intestine you'd be in agony

trapped wind is painful enough ime

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

When I had my first ever colonic irrigation a pill came out that had been lodged up there for about 18 months. The therapist saw it coming out down the tube.

Was it a granite pill?

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

I IZ IN UR BOWELS - BLOXKING UR STOOLS LOL !!

Do those black things have suckers, so that they can latch on and not get carried along with everything else passing through your digestive system?

 

[mentalchik]

I wouldn't mind trying it tbh

*gets out the rubber gloves and a jug*


"now purse please madz"

 

[DotCommunist]

*gets out the rubber gloves and a jug*


"now purse please madz"

lovin the tag


I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

 

[8ball]

Do those black things have suckers, so that they can latch on and not get carried along with everything else passing through your digestive system?

I don't know but it does look a bit like Jesus-LOL.

 

[Jazzz]

Basing medical decisions on personal experience is bullshit.

What a bizarre comment! In every area of decision-making, personal experience is surely our most valuable asset - except where our health - our most precious commodity - is concerned? Wow. I'm gobsmacked.

 

[mentalchik]

lovin the tag


I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

Hehehe..............


the really sad thing is that it's actually quite a pertinent way of looking at things for me......

 

[johnnymarrsbars]

don't you mean mars bars?

 

[In Bloom]

What a bizarre comment! In every area of decision-making, personal experience is surely our most valuable asset

No, it isn't.

The usefulness of personal experience is highly limited, particularly in matters of science. Your body doesn't work any differently to anybody else's, you know.