Yes, I do, I have personal experience of the effects of both with regard to my CFS. The benefits I've found are those of increased well-being - better sleep, increased alertness, better mental state. Have you tried either?
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beesonthewhatnow
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"Jazzz supporting quakery shocker" 
al
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well that's rubbish - chocolate cake would be very dissapointing without any sugar...
Stobart Stopper
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I like colonic irrigation, since I started having them my acne and psoraisis have cleared up. I look forward to them now.
PacificOcean
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innit
Am I the only person who, when they show the massive table with burgers and kebabs and coke and butter, and we're all supposed to say "errrr......gross.....these people are sick", I think, "mmmmmmmm.........".
I'd eat the lot and tell Gillian to fuck off.
I'd eat the lot and tell Gillian to fuck off.
Stobart Stopper
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I prefer a proper flush out few times a year, compare it to doing the carpets with a Henry hoover or giving your carpets a deep steam clean. There's no better feeling than having a sqeaky clean colon IMO.For those fans of colonic irrigation, check out Penn and Tellers Bullshit show (probably on youtube). They make the valid point that if you didn't flush out the shit with a big tube for xxx dollars today, you'd shit it out tomorrow for free.
Blagsta
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You found pentawater to be highly beneficial tbf
Blagsta
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freak
For those fans of colonic irrigation, check out Penn and Tellers Bullshit show (probably on youtube). They make the valid point that if you didn't flush out the shit with a big tube for xxx dollars today, you'd shit it out tomorrow for free.
Colonic Hydrotherapy is far from bullshit - what happens is that the colon will accumulate layers of black, rubbery goo ('mucoid plaque'). This is what you will certainly dislodge with proper cleansing. If you are feeling brave, google an image search.
The small intestine and colon is no unimportant part of the body - it is the route for ingestion of nutrients and expulsion of toxins. So when it's covered in goo it will work unefficiently.
Colonic Hydrotherapy just deals with the colon. To do the small intestine as well you need to take herbs and psyllium husks. If you do that, prepare for some very interesting bathroom visits
Stobart Stopper
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I look at it this way, I don't drink, or take drugs. I don't go out clubbing. This is my little treat.
Blagsta
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I look at it this way, I don't drink, or take drugs. I don't go out clubbing. This is my little treat.
Why not get pig to do you up the gary instead?
Stobart Stopper
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Well I've seen it first hand, so it exists, sorry.
beesonthewhatnow
going deaf for a living
Colonic Hydrotherapy is far from bullshit - what happens is that the colon will accumulate layers of black, rubbery goo ('mucoid plaque'). This is what you will certainly dislodge with proper cleansing. If you are feeling brave, google an image search.
The small intestine and colon is no unimportant part of the body - it is the route for ingestion of nutrients and expulsion of toxins. So when it's covered in goo it will work unefficiently.
Colonic Hydrotherapy just deals with the colon. To do the small intestine as well you need to take herbs and psyllium husks. If you do that, prepare for some very interesting bathroom visits
It's amazing then that the human race has survived perfectly well for millenia without hippy twats pouring water up their arses.
And doctors, more to the point
madzone
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It's not about weight - it's about the illusion that these people are making permanent changes to their lifestyles. You go to any slimming club in the land and the people running them are waxing lyrical about how their technique will change your life, how their eating plans are so health giving and effective and will fill you with such energy that you'll WANT to follow them for the rest of your life. Then a couple of years later you bump into some of the people you were at the club with and you've all gained more than you signed up to lose.
madzone
Physically unfavourable
Colonic Hydrotherapy is far from bullshit - what happens is that the colon will accumulate layers of black, rubbery goo ('mucoid plaque'). This is what you will certainly dislodge with proper cleansing. If you are feeling brave, google an image search.
The small intestine and colon is no unimportant part of the body - it is the route for ingestion of nutrients and expulsion of toxins. So when it's covered in goo it will work unefficiently.
Colonic Hydrotherapy just deals with the colon. To do the small intestine as well you need to take herbs and psyllium husks. If you do that, prepare for some very interesting bathroom visits
I thought it had been proven that the black goo that they claim is mucoid plaque is in fact the actual stuff you're taking.
beesonthewhatnow
going deaf for a living
I dunno, you could argue that Hippocrates started that particular game around 400BC so we've had them for a while
Blagsta
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you've seen your own poo first hand? Wow
Blagsta
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looks like poo to me
madzone
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I've seen some that look like rubber inner tubes but I'm pretty certain that someone told me that it was the actual compound that had been swallowed - not 'mucoid plaque'
http://skeptoid.com/episodes/4083
Blagsta
Minimum cage, maximum cage
that makes sense
Hey, we could make some money out of Jazzz! Invent some bullshit nonsense and sell it to him!
I've got a perpetual motion machine Jazzz! Yours for only £1099.99
hmmm... perhaps that does explain the mucoid plaque business! I stick by the value of a good clean though.
madzone
Physically unfavourable
Yeah, stobart's always trying to get me to have a hose up my arse. I wouldn't mind trying it tbh
ajk
that's a shame
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
I don't care if a colonic gifts one with some magical clearout feeling. I find a day of speed bumps, cider and weed without food can flush my digestive system right out. Of course the next day you have to eat small and constantly, OJ for breakfast, yoghurt drink half hour later, proper yoghurt and a bannana for lunch, toast and cuppa soup for mid afternoon snack. Then a dirty great takeaway for dinner. I find them class a's to be well appetite depressant specially billy.
That McKieth has the skull-looking-through-a-face look that my opium loving uncle has! Except he's sound as a pound and doesn't go judging on the stools of others.
Nor does he get internet credentials from bullshitsville and call himself a Doctor. I hope Ben Goldacre kills her for crimes against credible science
That McKieth has the skull-looking-through-a-face look that my opium loving uncle has! Except he's sound as a pound and doesn't go judging on the stools of others.
Nor does he get internet credentials from bullshitsville and call himself a Doctor. I hope Ben Goldacre kills her for crimes against credible science
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