Discussion in 'UK politics, current affairs and news' started by MadeInBedlam, Feb 9, 2018.
I use state and private which conveys the general idea.
My boots are way better than hunter wellies, mine cost £4.
You can't drop bricks on your foot in a posh wellie.
That showed 'em
Is it worth a read for comedy value or is it gonna make my head go all fizzy?
Yeah but how do they hold up in bogs? Knee deep in bogs?
Fuck that, they'd be fine cos I wouldn't be there
In the bogs you say? What larks we had in the bogs, eh.
You do get working class people in rural areas so get fucked
‘Fund’ is triggering for People of Trust(funds)
Bog as in the place where ‘fags’ are sent to warm the seats for the prefects
Oh right toilets!
I was a usage behind
Which reminds me of...checks bookmarks... Look at my fucking red trousers!
and Fucking Red Trousers (@lamfrt) on Twitter
and LoveReddies (@LoveReddies) | Twitter
not updated as often as I would like
If it's a Ned-off I have some old photos of me in a pink, turquoise and white shellsuit that will silence all the haters. One way or the other
Some fine, outstanding fellows, having a real beezer time.
I have red trousers, and a Barbour. I went to a boarding school for a while. I went to a grammar too. I'm not a posh twat though.
What is a barbour?
It's a coat with a huge pocket in the back for shoplifting
Surely a pocket in the back would make you vulnerable to being robbed yourself?
Nobody would bother robbing me
What idiot designed that then? How odd.
Clever chap poaching two hams
It's a waxed cotton coat or jacket. The best of which are made by Barbour, the name of which has become synonymous with waxed coats/jackets.
They have a large poachers' pocket inside, on the left.
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