Didn’t go to private school?

I use state and private which conveys the general idea.

 

My boots are way better than hunter wellies, mine cost £4.

You can't drop bricks on your foot in a posh wellie.





That showed 'em

 

Is it worth a read for comedy value or is it gonna make my head go all fizzy?

 

Yeah but how do they hold up in bogs? Knee deep in bogs?

 

Bucky. Aye

 

Jack Wills

 

Fuck that, they'd be fine cos I wouldn't be there

 

In the bogs you say? What larks we had in the bogs, eh.

 

#prefectsplaining

 

You do get working class people in rural areas so get fucked

 

‘Fund’ is triggering for People of Trust(funds)

 

Really MadeInBedlam?

 

Bog as in the place where ‘fags’ are sent to warm the seats for the prefects

 

Oh right toilets!

 

I was a usage behind

 

Which reminds me of...checks bookmarks... Look at my fucking red trousers!
and Fucking Red Trousers (@lamfrt) on Twitter
and LoveReddies (@LoveReddies) | Twitter

not updated as often as I would like

 

If it's a Ned-off I have some old photos of me in a pink, turquoise and white shellsuit that will silence all the haters. One way or the other

 

Some fine, outstanding fellows, having a real beezer time.

 

I have red trousers, and a Barbour. I went to a boarding school for a while. I went to a grammar too. I'm not a posh twat though.

 

Good

 

What is a barbour?


. Pro

 

It's a coat with a huge pocket in the back for shoplifting

 

Surely a pocket in the back would make you vulnerable to being robbed yourself?

 

Nobody would bother robbing me

 

What idiot designed that then? How odd.

 

Clever chap poaching two hams

 

It's a waxed cotton coat or jacket. The best of which are made by Barbour, the name of which has become synonymous with waxed coats/jackets.

They have a large poachers' pocket inside, on the left.