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Dickheads trash Paris bike rental scheme

I reckon they should have a heavily armoured, remotely activated speaker attached to them that plays really annoying music if they're flagged stolen (Aqua's Barbie Girl comes to mind)

I wonder where they would end up then? The Thames will become a watery grave for many I fear.
 
Tricycles would perhaps be a more civilised and sustainable approach, but my instinct is that socialised personal transport is doomed to fail at this scale.
 
Sorry, but I just find this funny.

Welcome to the world, it's full of fuckers taking the piss at any available opportunity, anyone that thinks otherwise is bonkers :D

I don't think it's a total shock to Parisian authorities that bikes are getting stolen and vandalized, but 'Terms of Parisian Bike Program Renegotiated After Theft and Vandalism Somewhat Exceeds Initial Projections' wouldn't be a snappy enough headline.
 
Dont you have to put some kind of depost/debit card down as insurance against not returning the bike?

Never seen what's the problem with people owning their own bikes.
Good thing with this is you could find yourself just wanting to make a one way journey and leave the bike there...
 
Good thing with this is you could find yourself just wanting to make a one way journey and leave the bike there...

Thing is, you need a 'parking bay' to put your bike in unless you're happy with getting charged tonnes of cash. Defeats the point of cycling IMO. I'd certainly not use it.
 
Don't believe the hype.

I lived in Paris the past 18 months and the scheme is working very, very well indeed. Try ending it now and you'd have a riot on your hands. Indeed it been extended to the suburbs, and extended to green/clean cars too.

The BBC story is simply a rehash of the Times one. The Times guy, Bremner, didn't like the scheme from the off, so is sticking the knife in, again.

If you read his figures closesly, it's only haf of the _original_ fleet which may or may not have been vandalised. Over 18 months, many of them being repaired and returned in the mean time. That fleet was almost immediately doubled in size and has been increased since, so the total number is a much lower proportion than he makes out. Journo's trick.

Also, you don't need a credit card to book them, merely to have left a deposit via debit card, which is not claimed unless you steal the bike.

c350 euros for one of those bikes is good value for the taxpayer - they are built like fucking tanks, yet ride really smoothly.

The reason the London scheme won't work is because Boris is doing it half-arsed and on the cheap - nowhere near enough bikes (much less than Paris for a much bigger city) and nowhere near enough docking stations (none outside big railway stations). It will be a disaster which will set back the concept in London by a decade/generation.

The Deutsche Bahn German system, btw untethered, does not require return of bike to a train station. You can drop them off anywhere in the city then ring in the location.
 
Would an alternative approach be to slightly liberalise the rules on cycles on public transport, along side schemes to encourage more bike ownership? I'm not suggesting a free-for-all, on a rush hour tube that would be a nightmare, just a slight liberalisation.
 
it's a matter of safety on the deep tube lines. the trains and access tunnels and escalators are just too cramped.
bike racks on buses would be nice though, like in america :)
 
Don't believe the hype.

I lived in Paris the past 18 months and the scheme is working very, very well indeed. Try ending it now and you'd have a riot on your hands. Indeed it been extended to the suburbs, and extended to green/clean cars too.

The BBC story is simply a rehash of the Times one. The Times guy, Bremner, didn't like the scheme from the off, so is sticking the knife in, again.

If you read his figures closesly, it's only haf of the _original_ fleet which may or may not have been vandalised. Over 18 months, many of them being repaired and returned in the mean time. That fleet was almost immediately doubled in size and has been increased since, so the total number is a much lower proportion than he makes out. Journo's trick.

Also, you don't need a credit card to book them, merely to have left a deposit via debit card, which is not claimed unless you steal the bike.

c350 euros for one of those bikes is good value for the taxpayer - they are built like fucking tanks, yet ride really smoothly.

The reason the London scheme won't work is because Boris is doing it half-arsed and on the cheap - nowhere near enough bikes (much less than Paris for a much bigger city) and nowhere near enough docking stations (none outside big railway stations). It will be a disaster which will set back the concept in London by a decade/generation.

The Deutsche Bahn German system, btw untethered, does not require return of bike to a train station. You can drop them off anywhere in the city then ring in the location.

thanks for this.

so, is the real story what I thought it was then - JCDecaux trying to squeeze more public money out of this on top of the free advertising sites they got in the first place?
 
If you exclude a huge section of the population from a scheme like this by for instance requiring a credit card to use the cycles then don't be surprised if they are hostile. This hostility does not make them cunts at all. A more inclusive solution is required. I like the idea of free bikes for all myself.

Are you suggesting that if all phone calls were free then pissed up kids wouldn't smash up telephone boxes..?

Or if parks were free they wouldn't, oh, hang on...
 
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