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I like G Man quoting himself like Shakespeare. You'd not find me doing that.

Incidentally, the best crowd witticisms of last season were probably, "We've already won the moral victory", "I want that man publicly executed" and "wankstain cunt".
 
More to the pont, as in the fanzine, I said I'd write something by tomorrow, to give to the editors at the Beckenham game. Best get started... ;)
 
vornstyle76 said:
I like G Man quoting himself like Shakespeare. You'd not find me doing that.

Incidentally, the best crowd witticisms of last season were probably, "We've already won the moral victory", "I want that man publicly executed" and "wankstain cunt".
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The G Man is, as always, self-referential and will be soliliquising throughout the season. Minus pink n' blue hard hat.

Incidentally,I thought a 15 year old Turkish lad the meaning of 'wankstain cunt' in my lesson today when I discovered paperwork going around with rude words on it. The most offensive was fuckhead so I merely upped the ante with mimes for each three individual words. He loved it.
 
Pink&BlueFairy said:
A review of goal keeper reactions to our taunting would be nice.
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Think goalie taunting needs to be a big part of this zine for sure. Josie has started this "spotters guide to the opposition keeper":
opposition_keeper_500.jpg

still needs more labels if anyone has any suggestions. May need to add in haircut of a smarmy villain from a David Lynch film after last night

As the season goes on we could have a top of the pops chart of keeper insults.
 
Ludo said:
Think goalie taunting needs to be a big part of this zine for sure. Josie has started this "spotters guide to the opposition keeper":
opposition_keeper_500.jpg

still needs more labels if anyone has any suggestions. May need to add in haircut of a smarmy villain from a David Lynch film after last night

As the season goes on we could have a top of the pops chart of keeper insults.
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Absolutely brilliant!
 
AnnoyinglyI can't find the memory stick with my two articles. So I've gone & done something else. On the plus side...if I find them then I have two pieces for the second edition. ;)
 
Hey guys,

Just emailed you a short write-up from a friend of mine who lives in Runcorn and went to a game with me last season when he was down visiting. His recollection of the day. Hope you can use it.

Dessie
 
Dulwich Mishi said:
No doubt you'll have read it by now & gone "WTF is this shit?" ;)
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Brought a tear to the eye actually (and not because it was terrible).

I missed the poem at first but I'm going to try and squeeze that in too.

Thanks for the contributions!
 
Sure that Palace goalkeeper was getting up tight

re taunts

Other goalkeeping taunts at champion Hill included

Are you Nick Clegg
Why did the Guardian editorial back the the LibDems at the 2010 General election
whats your view on land reform in Zimbabwe
Which club are you next on loan to
Your a Sarah Pallin supporter (to Yank goalkeeper from Hanwell) (he wanted it known he wasn't)
How many goals have you let in this week now

However, I do like it when we clap the away goalkeeper at the end
 
Is it definately going on sale on Saturday? How many pages and what's the cover price please?
 
Hoping to be there Saturday guys but there's a slight chance we won't be able to make it. If so, could I bag a copy for later? It's mainly cos my mate Dave from up north submitted a piece that I think you're including (about his debut Champion Hill visit) and he'd be gutted if I didn't buy him one.
 
Dulwich Mishi said:
Is it definately going on sale on Saturday? How many pages and what's the cover price please?
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Yes we are set to sail on Saturday. It'll be 20 pages for the modest sum of £1

SDE said:
Hoping to be there Saturday guys but there's a slight chance we won't be able to make it. If so, could I bag a copy for later? It's mainly cos my mate Dave from up north submitted a piece that I think you're including (about his debut Champion Hill visit) and he'd be gutted if I didn't buy him one.
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Yes certainly!
 
I can't come tomorrow, any chance of saving me one for Monday night please?

Thanks
 
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