Describe your sex life using a Star Wars Quote

[pengaleng]

you are not a unique snowflake.

 

[DotCommunist]

there is a Mind in late great Ian M Banks Culture novels,
Minds being weakly godlike AI. It collects snowflakes. From every world it visits, keeps them. Like some mad late victorian era CofE chap with his butterfly net only eccentricity is amplified cos ones a human with a net and the other is a starship the size of a continent.

 

[Biddlybee]

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

 

[8den]

It's a TRAP!

 

[DotCommunist]

something about the pit of sarlacc

 

[Miss Caphat]

i fucking love the ewoks

Is this a description of your sex life or just a comment?

 

[keybored]

These blast holes... too accurate for sand people.

 

[Ceej]

The force is strong in this one...

 

[fishfinger]

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

 

[8den]

Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!




You came in here, but didn't you have a plan for getting out?

Han Solo: [indicating Luke] He's the brains, sweetheart!








[X-wings are approaching Death Star]

Wedge Antilles (Red 2): Look at the *size* of that thing!








I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is! – Yoda

 

[kebabking]

Your powers are weak old man....

 

[Saffy]

'That's not how The Force works.'

 

[Pingu]

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts.

 

[baffled]

"Sorry about mess"

 

[Lazy Llama]

"Well, there are two banthas down there, but I don’t see any— Wait a second..."

 

[emanymton]

One of those pitiful whines R2 does.

 

[mwgdrwg]

Punch it!

 

[Athos]

These are not the hemaroids you're looking for.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Hand Solo

Princess lay her

 

[andysays]

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine...

 

[Voley]

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

 

[Mumbles274]

That's no cave

 

[Mumbles274]

I suggest you let the wookie win

 

[Steel Icarus]

Ho ho ho ho ho
Sorry about the mess
Help me take off my helmet
etc

 

[pengaleng]

star wars isn't very sexy is it.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

star wars isn't very sexy is it.

Slave Leia and a thousand teenage boys would probably disagree.

 

[pengaleng]

when I was a teenager there was eurotrash and channel 5 and the internet. feel sorry for you lot.

 

[Skyfallsz]

Judge me by my size do you?