Derren Brown

[Orang Utan]

it's in the fifth episode of the current series. no bullshit!

 

[wishface]

Hmm, well i suppose this is the guy who tried to shoot himself on 'live' tv, so...

 

[Orang Utan]

What are you suggesting wishface? That one episode was staged and all the others weren't?

 

[wishface]

i have no idea how that was done, but i firmy believe there is no way any tv broadcaster would be complicit in the potential death of a presenter. IOW: there was no risk to him whatsoever.

 

[subversplat]

I'm guessing you must be on about this week's episode. We only just had the poker woman one.

 

[Orang Utan]

i have no idea how that was done, but i firmy believe there is no way any tv broadcaster would be complicit in the potential death of a presenter. IOW: there was no risk to him whatsoever.

No, I'm talking about the woman and the car

 

[Orang Utan]

I'm guessing you must be on about this week's episode. We only just had the poker woman one.

I think the one I saw is on tomorrow

 

[wishface]

What are you suggesting wishface? That one episode was staged and all the others weren't?

i c.

then no i don't think it would be staged, or rather i dont think its beyond his means.

but it sounds rather unpleasant.

 

[Orang Utan]

It certainly was - the idea was to teach her a lesson for constantly using her mobile whilst driving

 

[fogbat]

It certainly was - the idea was to teach her a lesson for constantly using her mobile whilst driving

Should just have broken her legs.

 

[belboid]

I think the one I saw is on tomorrow

will ya stopp fucking talking about episodes only you have had the opportunity to see yet? it's bloody irritating and makes you look a bit of a twat

 

[Orang Utan]

Eh? Why?

 

[belboid]

why is it annoying? i'd have thought that was obvious. and leads into why it amkes you look (just a wee bit) of a twat - 'i'm special i can see what you havent yet'

 

[Yetman]

why is it annoying? i'd have thought that was obvious. and leads into why it amkes you look (just a wee bit) of a twat - 'i'm special i can see what you havent yet'

Er I dont think it even came across like that....let alone him intend it to.

OU works in TV probably, hence seeing it beforehand. No big thing.

 

[Orang Utan]

Of all the reasons for calling someone a twat online, that seems like one of the tiniest, but if it makes you feel better about yourself, go ahead belboid, be my guest...

 

[belboid]

oh dont get so damned up yourself, just a passing comment , no need to be so thin-skinned

the fact that you have done it every single week is a bit annoying to me, but therte you go.

 

[Orang Utan]

Just you though, happy to annoy!

 

[belboid]

fuck me, i didnt realise i was talking to a three year old!

so sorry, can't expect anything more i suppose

 

[Orang Utan]

fuck me, i didnt realise i was talking to a three year old!

so sorry, can't expect anything more i suppose

Massive Wanker

 

[belboid]

i'm not that big.

still, what the heck, whats the week after nexts show like?

 

[Orang Utan]

I haven't seen it yet, put I'll PM you the details when I do

 

[belboid]

all spoilers in big red letters please!

 

[wishface]

Nrilliant as ever; no car crash wierdness. In fact that was quite a sweet treat. Made me feel all warm and fuzzy.

The cold reading skit was interesting; I am curious to know how he can divine stuff that really is quite personal (such as the stuff about the girl's sister) - or is he sort of making them believe what he tells them, even though later on they'll realise he was wrong and they were tricked.

Love to know.

 

[quimcunx]

How much do you think it would cost to hire Derren Brown to be my life coach and dancing monkey? I would like him to fix me and come round with me all day and have fun.

 

[wishface]

I was thinking that.

 

[fogbat]

How much do you think it would cost to hire Derren Brown to be my life coach and dancing monkey? I would like him to fix me and come round with me all day and have fun.

He draws gorgeous paintings, too

 

[wishface]

Road!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

This looks like it's going to be a really cruel one

 

[mrs quoad]

Motherfucking cocksucker!

Fucking evil 'trick'.

Hum grr!

Said mrs quoad, not changing channel....

 

[fizzerbird]

I wonder how i'd be if I thought I was dead?

I doubt very much I would stand there saying 'hello' 'hello' I'm more likely to verbally freak the fuk out! But then, you wouldn't know would you?

Nightmare...