Deathmatch - Tatu vs. Charlotte Church

[pk]

How Charlotte Church has got the nerve to call a minger I'll never know.

Podgy little twerp that she is.

Anyway, if she started on the Russians some sinister KGB agent would jab her in the neck with a syringe and discretely take her outside...

 

[RubberBuccaneer]

How Charlotte Church has got the nerve to call a minger I'll never know.

Podgy little twerp that she is.

...

She's my world.

 

[Taxamo Welf]

On a couple of occassions. Once about a mates gf and once about a mates gf.

Felt good huh?

 

[pk]

She's my world.

There's enough of her to inhabit should this world implode, I guess...

 

[wtfftw]

You are joking?!
Charlotte Church certainly isnt fat.

 

[Red Faction]

the welsh one would be too drunk to fight properly, anyway. she'd be trying to throw punches at the russian girls while they just giggle at her, and gavin would be trying to pull her away...."come on charl, it's not worth it" whilst giving embarassed grins to his team mates who are all giving him "sort her out, son, for fuck's sake, she's a fucking liabilty" looks.

oi son yer missus is a nutter

i reckon charlotte would win
tatu would be enjoying the girl on girl action
whereas charlotte, being straight would go straight for the kill

and fuck the russian mafia
surely charlotte would have GLC backin her up- the newport massive!

 

[editor]

You are joking?!
Charlotte Church certainly isnt fat.

Indeed. She's normal.

 

[SubZeroCat]

@ pk

Your definition of fat is insulting and stupid IMO.

Anyway, I reckon Charlotte would win, cos she's gobby and has attitude and is probably a right nutter in a fight

bluestreak, your post made me

 

[harpo]

Church. She had the bottle to start it.


But I suspect they share an agent/record company and there's a tatu release imminent. Cos I'd forgotten who they were til this thread.

 

[pk]

@ pk

Your definition of fat is insulting and stupid IMO.

Relax, I was only pissing about... she has got that chubby little face though, it's cute in a way but she has no business calling anyone a minger.

 

[harpo]

I wish I looked that good when falling over drunk.

 

[Taxamo Welf]

i think its all engineered and they are gong to have a three way snog on some awards ceremony. Then they will to a nearby hotel and make sweet lesbian love for hours and hours... And accidentally realease the ideo on the internet for £50 a pop.

 

[ouchmonkey]

oi son yer missus is a nutter

Yeah, I was thinkin' that too

 

[poet]

TaTu, easy. Yulia would just grab her by the hair and split her skull open on the floor, she wouldn't even blink. Coldblooded killers, Russian "we're not lesbian, we just share a bed and kiss lots" girls.

 

[trashpony]

Church to win.

Those poncey little Russian girlies look like they'd be too scared of breaking their nails. Our Charlotte's a real alleycat.

And she's 100 times sexier

 

[Lee_J]

My vote goes to Charl hands down, if she could take down a record producer she can take down tatu.