Dear Joss Stone - Fuck Off

[pk]

My fave Blige tune...



Love the low piano riff - it can be heard on bigger speakers.

(Just worked out who Dodgepot is too )

 

[madzone]

Well, if that clip dosen't do it I don't know what will....

It's a stunning performance

Meh

There'll be no Mary J Bilge in this house


And she does sing through her nose

 

[MooChild]

Meh

There'll be no Mary J Bilge in this house


And she does sing through her nose

Madzone, i salute you

 

[DJWrongspeed]

I had a dream - about Cadburys!

I don't hate her though, there's worse things out there.

this is excrutiating , god , maybe she'll remain in a bubble all her life otherwise she'll regret this in years to come.

 

[Treacle Toes]

I have one thing to say to anyone that says Mary J Blige is shit.

Watch
Awesome

She rips it up from 3 minutes into it...I don't give a shit if she sings through her nose, she is an incredible performer and has matured well.

 

[Treacle Toes]

(love it, regardles.....Pump it up loud and sing along, can't miss.


(on the same tip, oldie but goodie!)

 

[i_hate_beckham]

She's no drumming gorilla.

 

[miniGMgoit]

Lets not forget she comes from Tiverton (most inbred town in the UK)

 

[SpookyFrank]

Lets not forget she comes from Tiverton (most inbred town in the UK)

With the corner up it is, there's far worse places for inbreeding in Devon alone...

 

[King Biscuit Time]

For instance Hartland. Where everyone's name is 'Heard'. It's like fucking Blazing Saddles there.

I display a high degree of Hybrid Vigor for a Devonian, seeing as my Mum and Dad came from towns a shocking 5 miles apart!

 

[SpookyFrank]

For instance Hartland. Where everyone's name is 'Heard'. It's like fucking Blazing Saddles there.

I display a high degree of Hybrid Vigor for a Devonian, seeing as my Mum and Dad came from towns a shocking 5 miles apart!

Hartland is a scary place alright, as are any number of other places dangerously close to the Cornish border. Woolfardisworthy anyone? A place so inbred none of its inhabitants can actually pronounce it, opting instead to call the place 'Woolsery'

 

[stargazer]

Never liked her voice, although her first appearance was something different from most, just too much sensationalism on an artist kills the very point of trying to make someone stay in the business.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

If you attempt to copy Amy Winehouse's eyeliner and pointy black mascara effect, it does not make you look sexy or feisty.

B]

Don't listen to pk on this, girls. He's full of hooey.

 

[Meltingpot]

For instance Hartland. Where everyone's name is 'Heard'. It's like fucking Blazing Saddles there.

I display a high degree of Hybrid Vigor for a Devonian, seeing as my Mum and Dad came from towns a shocking 5 miles apart!

Yeah, what makes me laugh about Hartland is that "Resurgence" is published there and they run articles saying everyone should cut down on car use. Er, how do you get anywhere from Hartland if you don't own a car?

The scenery is awesome up there though, I'd like to see it one day (I had a friend who lived in Woolfardisworthy too).

 

[Julie]

Amy Winehouse: Is that really her surname? Genuine question. Ta muchly.

 

[DotCommunist]

Amy Winehouse: Is that really her surname? Genuine question. Ta muchly.

Her dad is a taxi driver, which according to the SUN makes him a salt of the earth straight tallking barometer of sanity in a world messed right up by the PC loony left.

 

[rhod]

Oh and one final thing: a note to all women out there -

If you attempt to copy Amy Winehouse's eyeliner and pointy black mascara effect, it does not make you look sexy or feisty.

It makes you look like a transvestite.

Unless you intend to look like a drag artist, please don't bother.

Thanks. pk

Are you listening, Charlene Spiteri ?

 

[Fictionist]

Winehouse: Utter Shit
Stone: Utter Shit
Blige: Has always been a messy singer, but has tightened up with age. A quick listen to her performances during MTV Uptown Live will prove this. She has always had a raw talent, as a listen to her cover of '(You Make Me Feel) Like A Natural Woman' will reveal.

Give me the real thing any day.

 

[May Kasahara]

Oh and one final thing: a note to all women out there -

If you attempt to copy Amy Winehouse's eyeliner and pointy black mascara effect, it does not make you look sexy or feisty.

It makes you look like a transvestite.

Unless you intend to look like a drag artist, please don't bother.

Thanks. pk

To be fair, it makes Winebox looks like a transvestite too. There's nothing inherently wrong with flicky eyeliner and lots of mascara, but a bad make-up job is a bad make-up job no matter who's holding the brush.

 

[Julie]

Her dad is a taxi driver, which according to the SUN makes him a salt of the earth straight tallking barometer of sanity in a world messed right up by the PC loony left.

But is it really her surname?

 

[pk]

Are you listening, Charlene Spiteri ?

She ain't my cup of tea, but she mighty fine!

Not suffering from the Nike swoosh that the Winehouse seems to like sploshing between her eye and eyebrow!

 

[gentlegreen]

Re-watching Pink Floyd documentary on BBC4 last night.

I have only one thing to say :-

"The Great Gig In The Sky"



Joss Stone, who she ??

 

[London_Calling]

Joss Stone - from an artistic pov I tend to blame the management. I'm sure everyone is making lots of money but it's a shame the artist's very considerable talent has been led away from where it might have better flourished into some mind-numbing USA-centric MOR nonsense.

Amy Winehouse - you're talking about her eye liner???