Dear Joss Stone - Fuck Off

[dodgepot]

now *you're* making me angry.

 

[madzone]

now *you're* making me angry.

*tilts head to the side, gives dodgy a sympathetic half-smile*

 

[dodgepot]

 

[maomao]

I like joss stone. First album was absolute class and i she blew me away at glastonbury a couple of years ago(main stage one).

One of my mates went to school with her and has nothing but nice things to say about the girl.

Not liked her recent stuff as much but an amazing voice. She is all good by me. Her and mary j blige are about the only soul types im prepared to listen too.


dave

That kind of proves a point really. You're well documented as having the worst musical taste on this site.

 

[g force]

Mary J Blige has been shit for years n all

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Mary J Blige has been shit for years n all

I have one thing to say to anyone that says Mary J Blige is shit.

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[sleaterkinney]

I had a dream - about Cadburys!

I don't hate her though, there's worse things out there.

 

[MooChild]

I'll watch it when i get home, but its gonna take some convincing that Mary J Bilge is not bilge

 

[Kid_Eternity]

already gone, if the viewing figures for her tv prog are true... i predict a poorly selling second album, followed by a fast decline into relative anonymity.

Thank fuck.

 

[g force]

I have one thing to say to anyone that says Mary J Blige is shit.

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Never she was shit...just recently has become very, very bland musically and lyrically.

 

[pk]

I had a dream - about Cadburys!

I don't hate her though, there's worse things out there.

I don't hate her, I just want her to fuck off.

 

[Kid_Eternity]

It aint ending any time soon either, there's now that new one Duffy to endure until The Next Big thing the record companies try to clone.

 

[colacubes]

Some wag did this after she played at the Leftfield at Glasto last year

She's actually quite nice and has an impressive voice but no personality whatsoever.

 

[dodgepot]

It aint ending any time soon either, there's now that new one Duffy to endure until The Next Big thing the record companies try to clone.

i quite like that duffy song, the "mercy" one. yeah it's alright.

 

[kained&able]

That kind of proves a point really. You're well documented as having the worst musical taste on this site.

Yeah funny i only have bad taste when people disagree with me isn't it. You lot fucvk me off so much sometimes with that bollocks. I likie what i like and don't give a danm .fuck you.

dave

 

[Kid_Eternity]

i quite like that duffy song, the "mercy" one. yeah it's alright.

Truth be told it aint too bad (apart from the chav rap bit which irritates) but still her voice is a bit too shrill...

 

[Poi E]

If you attempt to copy Amy Winehouse's eyeliner and pointy black mascara effect, it does not make you look sexy or feisty.

It makes you look like a transvestite.

Unless you intend to look like a drag artist, please don't bother.

Thanks. pk[/B]

And she pinched it from Nina Hagen the shameless hussy

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

I'll watch it when i get home, but its gonna take some convincing that Mary J Bilge is not bilge

Well, if that clip dosen't do it I don't know what will....

It's a stunning performance

 

[Fez909]

Well, if that clip dosen't do it I don't know what will....

It's a stunning performance

The music is rubbish, so any stunning-ness was lost on me because I just wanted it to end...which it promptly did when I pressed stop.

 

[idioteque]

Can't stand that tattooed-up twat either, she sings like she's half asleep and her public pissed-up palava with Blake the Gold Digger has eroded any mistique her songs might have had. As soon as she opens her mouth, a bit like Jade Goody, any allusions to sophistication disappear quicker than a rock of crack in a Sun newspaper video.

Get tae fuck, and use some of your money to have removed the childlike scrawlings with which you have ruined your arms.

Oh and one final thing: a note to all women out there -

If you attempt to copy Amy Winehouse's eyeliner and pointy black mascara effect, it does not make you look sexy or feisty.

It makes you look like a transvestite.

Unless you intend to look like a drag artist, please don't bother.

Thanks. pk

Absolutely spot on pk Hearty backslaps and all that stuff.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

The music is rubbish, so any stunning-ness was lost on me because I just wanted it to end...which it promptly did when I pressed stop.

You're emotionally dead

 

[dodgepot]

Absolutely spot on pk Hearty backslaps and all that stuff.

more like bitch slaps to that balding, dog-stamping fucker pk (he's right about joss stone, thoguh)

 

[MooChild]

I have one thing to say to anyone that says Mary J Blige is shit.

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Sorry, hated it. She sings through her nose and it sounds awful

 

[kained&able]

thye way mary works best in my opinion.


Although she has some good tunes by herself(im goin down for a start). Her and wu work.


dave

 

[mwgdrwg]

Sorry, hated it. She sings through her nose and it sounds awful

you have no soul!

that IS awesome...I have it on vhs somewhere from the time it was on. man she sends shivers down my spine.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Sorry, hated it.

<crosses MooChild off the list>

She sings through her nose

Eh? She's belting it out like her life depends on it!

 

[deadringer]

as welcome on my television as a Hollyoaks marathon i.e. not very welcome at all, so do the world a favour and Fuck Off.

i love the holllyoaks marathon, perfect sunday morning tv!!

 

[sam/phallocrat]

I have one thing to say to anyone that says Mary J Blige is shit.

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fucking hell

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

fucking hell

Rather good innt?

 

[sam/phallocrat]

just a bit!