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littlebabyjesus said:
Brockley rise, just past the Brockley Jack on the right. Not cheap, but the food can be wonderful.

Sorry to be a pedant, but I have to claim Babur for Forest Hill (decent places are a little thin on the ground round here so we have to protect them jealously!)
 
Cultural differences innit. Not every country in the world shares the Brit obsession with personal space and public decorum. If you walk down a souk in Tangiers or the night market in Chang Mai or the beach in Montego Bay you'll get the same or more aggressive sales tactics. And a good thing too.
 
phildwyer said:
Cultural differences innit. Not every country in the world shares the Brit obsession with personal space and public decorum. If you walk down a souk in Tangiers or the night market in Chang Mai or the beach in Montego Bay you'll get the same or more aggressive sales tactics. And a good thing too.

Erm why would aggressive sales tactics be good? I'm unconvinced that Thais or Jamaicans would be all that appreciative either TBH, given the choice
 
Dear Internet Whiner,

You say you don't want me shouting at you but if I hadn't of you wouldn't have known about that half price cheese the other week. I notice you bought 2 kilos of it.

Love

Shouty market person
 
Monkeynuts said:
Erm why would aggressive sales tactics be good? I'm unconvinced that Thais or Jamaicans would be all that appreciative either TBH, given the choice

They would, they love it. Especially Jamaicans. They call it "higgling." The idea that people shouting at you to try to make you buy their wares is somehow offensive is uniquely British.
 
phildwyer said:
They would, they love it. Especially Jamaicans. They call it "higgling." The idea that people shouting at you to try to make you buy their wares is somehow offensive is uniquely British.

Well not uniquely British - you don't see that in lots of places.
 
gaijingirl said:
Well not uniquely British - you don't see that in lots of places.

Hmm... Japan and Western Europe are the only places I haven't seen it. It is especially funny to see British tourists' reactions to the kind of aggressive selling that goes on in Islamic countries. They can't handle it at all, it freaks them right out. The locals think they're terribly sensitive little flowers.
 
Well, I wouldn't expect to do much business in an Egyptian market by being very british, quiet, with carefully labelled prices and maybe 5% off the slow-moving stock. I'd expect to have to muscle in with the other big boys and shout my wares.

Likewise, if I wanted to sell to timid brits in their native environment, I wouldn't shout at them. Simple, really.
 
phildwyer said:
Hmm... Japan and Western Europe are the only places I haven't seen it. It is especially funny to see British tourists' reactions to the kind of aggressive selling that goes on in Islamic countries. They can't handle it at all, it freaks them right out. The locals think they're terribly sensitive little flowers.

Grrr, those bloody British tourists.

You do know where Camden is, right?
 
Mind you - when you go to the fruit and veg market there's that whole "lovely apples £1 for 10" type thing going on - so maybe we're not as timid as we think??

Perhaps it's more about where you are within the country - I have seen some quite aggressive food selling of the souk type going on in Japan - just recently at a local products farmers' market outside a train station, you couldn't get through without being waylaid and made to sample (although nowhere near as full on - just "aggressive" for Japan).
 
Crispy said:
Likewise, if I wanted to sell to timid brits in their native environment, I wouldn't shout at them. Simple, really.

How many people walking through Camden market do you reckon are Brits?
 
phildwyer said:
How many people walking through Camden market do you reckon are Brits?
Depends what day of the week and which bit of the market. 20-70% spread at a wild guess.
 
littlebabyjesus said:
Brockley rise, just past the Brockley Jack on the right. Not cheap, but the food can be wonderful.

Careful there are two Baburs, one opposite the Brockley Jack that is take away only, and one in Honor Oak Park that's eat in, different kitchens and the food is better in the HOP one. Well presented but not big portions.
 
You want to walk past at 5pm
they put the prices down to £2 to get rid of the last of the food and they all shout "ohlee too pouh, jus too pouh laydeee" while waving trays of food in your face
drives me nuts
 
Dubversion said:
good to see Dwyer's still generalising - incorrectly - as a way of life :)

Bad to see Dubversion's still turning every debate into a personal spat. But not very surprising.
 
If people shout at me and piss me off, fair play to them, but they don't get my custom.

But my rather greater objection is the amount of sodium nitrite they load their meat with. On having finally bought what looked to be a half decent green chicken curry, I noticed as I bit down on the chicken that it had the consistency of soggy toilet paper.

That shit is out of order. By all means don't put as much meat in the portions, but conning people into thinking they're getting a good deal by pumping their food with chemicals that make you retain water, is pretty despicable.
 
For starters

Camden is shite, utter, utter shite, I ve seen mice, rats you fucking name all over those "food" places - wouldn't want my cat to die a painful death by eating any of the crap - I should point out I lived in Camden for 5 years, Kentish Yown for a couple etc so its not just some kneee jerk South of the River Bollocks, but over recent years it really has become utter crap-land

Babur is ace, their Chefs are all ex Oberoi guys, one from Jodpur one from Dehli - Oberoi Hotels regularly top polls in India for the best eats - I saw one Oberoi chef on TV in India a few years go completely and utterly berzerk when he was offered a taste of Chicken Tikka Masala - guess hes not keen on our UK version of Indian eats. He was also very amusing on the subject of Balti, saying it was actually a Punjabi word for bucket, well actually he pointed out that his family used to use a balti to relieve themsleves in at night so the results to be spread around the farm adding that the CTM tasted like it had been cooked in one of his old buckets. It was ace, I laffed and laffed, better than any cookery show I've seen in the UK, much better insults.
 
Become a wheelchair user; this will give you guaranteed anonymity, to the point of invisibility. It’s great; no one tries to entice you into their shop, boutique, restaurant, bus, taxi, business, employment etc.

Mind you, the feeling of total exclusion can get a bit lonely from time to time.
 
phildwyer said:
Cultural differences innit. Not every country in the world shares the Brit obsession with personal space and public decorum. If you walk down a souk in Tangiers or the night market in Chang Mai or the beach in Montego Bay you'll get the same or more aggressive sales tactics. And a good thing too.

Chiang Mai night market? :D Yeah, I guess if you walk down a street with one of the highest concentrations of people selling overpriced souveneirs to Western tourists in the whole of Southeast Asia you might encounter some slightly aggressive sales tactics.

You´ll find things much more relaxed just about everywhere else in the region, though I can´t remember getting stuff shoved in my face even in Chiang Mai´s night market - maybe you just look like a mug?
 
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