David Shayler says he's the New Messiah

Discussion in 'Compendium Of Kerrrr-azy Conspiracies' started by butchersapron, Aug 3, 2007.

  1. butchersapron

    butchersapron blood on the walls

    High on another stunning presentation from Ian Crane, the atmosphere in a packed Glastonbury Town Hall was pregnant with expectation as David Shayler was wired for sound. Already prepared for controversy by host Andy Thomas, nobody could have anticipated what was about to occur. An extremely tolerant and generally sympathetic audience sat in stunned silence as they endured an hour long narcissistic monologue during which a frail-looking David Shayler explained that he was not only the re-incarnation of the Christ but also the re-incarnation of King Arthur, Leonardo Da Vinci and a whole host of other historically significant characters. As the monologue progressed, it would have been obvious to any student of Stanislav Grof that Mr Shayler is in the middle of his very own 'Spiritual Emergency'! When David Shayler concluded his self-obsessed rant by standing centre stage with arms outstretched in mock crucifixion, the raptuous ovation which had followed Ian Crane's presentation was replaced by polite but nervous applause.

    Reports

    Do you think he is Jazzz? You seem to have believed everyhting else that he's said after all...
     
  2. max_freakout

    max_freakout Nothing matters

    How unoriginal, let's put him in a cage with Daniel Pinchbeck and see who's the 'real' avatar
     
  3. London_Calling

    London_Calling Pleasant and unpatronising

    The author didn't seem keen on him, then.

    I am moved to 'meh' by the absence of direct quotes.
     
  4. Structaural

    Structaural in Chatsubo

    :D You couldn't make it up.
     
  5. Fruitloop

    Fruitloop communism will win

    Mental, I don't get why so many conspiranoids go this way. Maybe the lizards put something in their tea :eek:
     
  6. nino_savatte

    nino_savatte No pasaran!

    Is Shayler getting it on with Icke or summat? :D
     
  7. Vintage Paw

    Vintage Paw dead stare and computer glare

    Good lord.

    Or rather, Good David.
     
  8. Louloubelle

    Louloubelle Well-Known Member

    He's not he Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

    *well someone had to do it*
    :oops:
     
  9. butchersapron

    butchersapron blood on the walls

    He's clearly been got at - as the truth campaign edges ever closer to the real truth these discrediting tactics will become ever more common. Slow poisoning has been suggested.
     
  10. KeyboardJockey

    KeyboardJockey Clowns to the Left of me

    Fuck me I knew Shayler was losing it but not this bad.
     
  11. KeyboardJockey

    KeyboardJockey Clowns to the Left of me

    Is this your belief or is it your summation of what the conspiraloons will say?
     
  12. butchersapron

    butchersapron blood on the walls

    What do you think! :p
     
  13. nino_savatte

    nino_savatte No pasaran!

    The intelligence services turn folk like that. I mean, look at Stella Rimington: she's absolutely barking! :D
     
  14. KeyboardJockey

    KeyboardJockey Clowns to the Left of me

    I reckon the second summing up what the Jazz-ites will say by way of explanation.
     
  15. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    Another star '9/11 truther' goes AWOL!

    (((Jazzz)))
     
  16. KeyboardJockey

    KeyboardJockey Clowns to the Left of me


    More evidence that conspiraloonery isn't a political and social position rather a mental illness.
     
  17. Roadkill

    Roadkill Well-Known Member

    To be fair, it's been abundantly clear for ages that Shayler is completely off the wall...
     
  18. butchersapron

    butchersapron blood on the walls

    Odd isn't it, that they're only too eager to spam every board going with any old crap that they think supports their case(s) but that they've tried to keep the lid on this one for nearly a week now - even going so far as to suggest censoring the footage of his freak-out in the DVD package. We demand full disclousre!
     
  19. Structaural

    Structaural in Chatsubo

    Is it a 'David' thing?
     
  20. Structaural

    Structaural in Chatsubo

    That Thermate911 on that link is hilarious. JFK 'ascended' donchaknow?
     
  21. max_freakout

    max_freakout Nothing matters

    David is exhibiting a standard, typical insight from a kundalini awakening
     
  22. Structaural

    Structaural in Chatsubo

    crap.
     
  23. Roadkill

    Roadkill Well-Known Member

    wtf? :confused: :rolleyes:
     
  24. bluestreak

    bluestreak HomosexualityIsStalin’sAtomBombtoDestroyAmerica

  25. butchersapron

    butchersapron blood on the walls

    Get in there!
     
  26. Blagsta

    Blagsta Minimum cage, maximum cage

  27. Roadkill

    Roadkill Well-Known Member

  28. Structaural

    Structaural in Chatsubo

    Shayla is experiencing personality break down from copious consumption of Ayahuasca, 'shrooms and hanging with loons.
     
  29. fractionMan

    fractionMan Custom Title

    Love this one!
     
  30. KeyboardJockey

    KeyboardJockey Clowns to the Left of me

    Has a dentist looked at his teeth lately? He might be suffereing from mercury poisoning from his fillings, or more sinisterly the effects of the 'mind control' smallpox and whooping cough vaccines he had as a child.
     

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