David Mellor gets angry

[brogdale]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-30195139
At least Mellor did'nt tell a pack of lies about Hillsborough you fat greasy fuck......why the fuck the Beeb still use this cunt I'll never know

Not wishing to deflect any shite from that fucker, but Mellor was a home office minister at the time of Hillsborough...and for some time afterwards.

 

[Wilf]

Synaesthetic cabbie is the last thing I need this minute.

"Let me hear the colour of yer money, guvnor"

 

[Wilf]

Of course it was Max Clifford who did for mellors. It's a scenario where you'd like them to beat each other to death with their own rotting corpses.

 

[newharper]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penelope_Lyttelton,_Viscountess_Cobham
Ah, the Quango Queen.
What a lovely couple. Some serious botox and facelifting there, I think. As for the Viscountess...

He looks like a young Sir Les Paterson.

His tailor has a good sense of humour. Hard to make a worse fitting jacket.

 

[Wilf]

His tailor has a good sense of humour. Hard to make a worse fitting jacket.

mellors - hated by cabbies, tailors and all of the following occupations...
actor, puppeteer/marionetteer (actor/actress)

actuary

administrative worker

advertising manager

aerial rigger

agricultural adviser (farming adviser)

agricultural machinery mechanic (agricultural mechanic)

agronomist

air traffic controller

air traffic safety technician

aircraft instrument technician

aircraft mechanic

airline clerk (airline ticket agent)

ammunition and explosives operative (munitions worker)

animal technician

animator

anthropologist

applications manager (computer applications manager)

apprentice training officer/trainer (instructor)

archeologist

architect

architectural conservation officer

art critic and historian

art glazier and window-pane maker (craft glazier)

art metalworker (craft smith and locksmith)

art photographer

art restorer

articled clerk - legal assistant

artificial flower maker

artistic promotions manager

assessor (insurance assessor)

assistant housekeeper (domestic help)

assistant printing worker

astrologer

astrnomer

athlete (sportsman/woman)

auctioneer

audio graphic designer

auditor

auto-electrician

auxiliary shop assistant (shop worker/shelf filler)

auxiliary worker in geological survey (geological survey worker)

auxiliary worker in textile and clothing industry (worker in textile and clothing)

auxiliary worker in the timber industry (worker in woodcutting)

auxiliary worker in water management (worker in water supply and distribution)

 

[cesare]

Top work there, Wilf

 

[Wilf]

Top work there, Wilf

Merely a representative sample of the A's. Believe me, the Xenobiologists are just as resolute.

 

[cesare]

Merely a representative sample of the A's. Believe me, the Xenobiologists are just as resolute.

It must have taken you ages, all those links. Are you going to do the rest?

 

[Wilf]

It must have taken you ages, all those links. Are you going to do the rest?

Shamefaced.
http://www.occupationsguide.cz/en/ABECEDNI/abecedni.HTM

 

[cesare]

Shamefaced.
http://www.occupationsguide.cz/en/ABECEDNI/abecedni.HTM

 

[Wilf]

You should see my recently registered http-plagiarists/shortcuts2hatingmellors

 

[Pickman's model]

mellors - hated by cabbies, tailors and all of the following occupations...
actor, puppeteer/marionetteer (actor/actress)

actuary

administrative worker

advertising manager

aerial rigger

agricultural adviser (farming adviser)

agricultural machinery mechanic (agricultural mechanic)

agronomist

air traffic controller

air traffic safety technician

aircraft instrument technician

aircraft mechanic

airline clerk (airline ticket agent)

ammunition and explosives operative (munitions worker)

animal technician

animator

anthropologist

applications manager (computer applications manager)

apprentice training officer/trainer (instructor)

archeologist

architect

architectural conservation officer

art critic and historian

art glazier and window-pane maker (craft glazier)

art metalworker (craft smith and locksmith)

art photographer

art restorer

articled clerk - legal assistant

artificial flower maker

artistic promotions manager

assessor (insurance assessor)

assistant housekeeper (domestic help)

assistant printing worker

astrologer

astrnomer

athlete (sportsman/woman)

auctioneer

audio graphic designer

auditor

auto-electrician

auxiliary shop assistant (shop worker/shelf filler)

auxiliary worker in geological survey (geological survey worker)

auxiliary worker in textile and clothing industry (worker in textile and clothing)

auxiliary worker in the timber industry (worker in woodcutting)

auxiliary worker in water management (worker in water supply and distribution)

wot no archivist?

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

On Radio 4 just now, interviewing cabbies in a cabbie's cafe in Paddington, most cabbies taking Mellor's side, saying in cab conversations should remain private & driver should not have revealed conversation

And yet every bastard cabbie is always banging on about, "You'll never guess who I had in me cab the other day..."

 

[Pickman's model]

And yet every bastard cabbie is always banging on about, "You'll never guess who I had in me cab the other day..."

and you believe them

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

and you believe them

Not being an old Harrovian, I rarely take black cabs.

 

[Pickman's model]

a swivel-eyed loon with viscountess penelope cobham

 

[Pickman's model]

Not being an old Harrovian, I rarely take black cabs.

yeh. but it's not as though cabbies live their whole lives in cabs. i've met more cabbies in pubs and cafes than in cabs, for similar reasons to your own.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Viscountess Cobham eh? John Terry and his tea-leaf ma live in Cobham.

 

[Sue]

wot no archivist?

I heard archivists were, in general, Mellor fans...

 

[Pickman's model]

I heard archivists were, in general, Mellor fans...

not my experience

 

[Sue]

not my experience

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[fogbat]

wot no archivist?

I think he's listing proper jobs

 

[Pickman's model]

I think he's listing proper jobs

i'll give you the red rot

 

[William of Walworth]

There's a full transcript of Mellor's anti-cabbie rant, plus cabbie's responses, in today's Daily Mail (saw it in the pub ) -- couldn't find that actual transcript online just now (I felt bad looking at the DM site at all tbh) but what struck me most was Mellor's sheer persistance in carrying on with the rant for so long.

I hope he'd had a lively, convivial evening earlier

 

[Pickman's model]

There's a full transcript of Mellor's anti-cabbie rant, plus cabbie's responses, in today's Daily Mail (saw it in the pub ) -- couldn't find that actual transcript online just now (I felt bad looking at the DM site at all tbh) but what struck me most was Mellor's sheer persistance in carrying on with the rant for so long.

I hope he'd had a lively, convivial evening earlier

he'll never get a cab in this town again

 

[Sue]

(((archivists)))

 

[coley]

a swivel-eyed loon with viscountess penelope cobham

Needs reposted in the Tory cum face!

 

[UrbaneFox]

His tailor has a good sense of humour. Hard to make a worse fitting jacket.

I think there are a few questions her corsetier has yet to answer, and she holds aloft one of Prince Edward's trimmings, surely?

 

[Wilf]

I think there are a few questions her corsetier has yet to answer, and she holds aloft one of Prince Edward's trimmings, surely?

That's no way to refer to a former Cabinet Minister.