Danny Dyer's film 'Pimp' bombs at cinema big-style!

Discussion in 'books, films, TV, radio & writing' started by editor, Jun 7, 2010.

  1. editor

    editor Forked with electrons

    Opening weekend takings: £205 from 24 people :)

  2. pwopah norty :mad:
  3. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp!

    He will go quiet for a while.
    Then on a 'research trip' to somewhere in the east and find himself.
    Then we will get a book about it or a line in ethical street clothing or some shit.

    Or.....is it once you are a gangster actor then just keep sucking you back in?
  4. StanSmith

    StanSmith Three Lions on my shirt

    A film wear a geezer wears his polo shirt in a pwopah naughty collar up styleee while saying "cant" a lot.


    His tag lines should be “Sex. Betrayal. Murder. All in a day's work, and coming to a bargain bin near you real soon....cushty”
  5. StanSmith

    StanSmith Three Lions on my shirt

    Coming to Bravo real soon "The far Easts most Dangerous Men"
  6. bi0boy

    bi0boy Power User

    Oh Noes! It's not like he's a twat or anything.

  7. StanSmith

    StanSmith Three Lions on my shirt

    So thats what a Cant is?
  8. Jeff Robinson

    Jeff Robinson Well-Known Member

    Best Danny Dyer impression evah:

    Rory Bremner watch out - there's a new impressionist in town.
  9. Corpsewithpulse

    Corpsewithpulse Banned Banned

    What was that abortion he was in with Sean Bean?
  10. Nanker Phelge

    Nanker Phelge Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

    He's a cunt. Good riddance.
  11. 5t3IIa

    5t3IIa Registered User

    Apparently he plays the Mr. Big/Godfather style role in this :D
  12. trabuquera

    trabuquera Modesty Bag

    .... and suddenly my generally gloomy view of all humanity is bathed in the golden light of optimism, that maybe the majority of people aren't such cahnts after all. :cool:
  13. StanSmith

    StanSmith Three Lions on my shirt

    I cant see him in that role, maybe Mr Bigs Lick-Spittle but not the main man surely the Godfather fellow is legally obliged to be Ray Winstone or given the budget Dennis Waterman?
  14. Stigmata

    Stigmata sexual tyrannosaurus

    Gor blimey, two tons and a jackson? makes you wanna go and cut your girlfriend innit lads
  15. Thora

    Thora Differently Ethical

    I would.
  16. TheDave

    TheDave A man of constant sorrow

    Fuckin lol at that. A brilliant synopsis of both the film and the prick. :D
  17. Corpsewithpulse

    Corpsewithpulse Banned Banned

    He looks like Seth MacFarlane
  18. likesfish

    likesfish an angry pretend soldier shooting at seagulls

    its already on demand on virgin tv can't see demand being big
    maybe they could remake hostel starring Danny and vinnie jones:D
  19. PacificOcean

    PacificOcean Unhinged User

    Me too.
  20. machine cat

    machine cat nod from the big man as kosher Banned

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