Danny Dyer to play Sid Vicious
- Thread starter Orang Utan
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butchersapron
Bring back hanging
Oh no! I meant 18 or something!
If I was going to make up a story about shagging someone famous I'd have picked someone a bit more exciting that Danny Dyer! butchersapron
Bring back hanging
I've no reason to believe her. I've seen enough nonsense spouted off the top of the head on here and elsewhere over the years not to automatically believe claims like this. (I'm not after an argument on this btw, i'm not chasing after anyone calling them out - i'm just answering the question aimed at me - it would be the absurdist most embrassing argument ever. So, i'm hopefully going to leave it here)
Orang Utan
Maybe I like the misery
i nearly shagged a lass who was on coronation street for a bit in the 90s - do you believe me butchers?
butchersapron
Bring back hanging
That you nearly shagged someone? Yep.
foo
dirtysweet
no bollocks. you're not getting away with that.
argue with me butch. i like it when you get stroppy.
seriously though, i think it's a bit insulting to trashy acting like she's just some nob on the internet making shit up.
i mean, it's not like it's isitme saying it. then i would wonder.
argue with me butch. i like it when you get stroppy.
seriously though, i think it's a bit insulting to trashy acting like she's just some nob on the internet making shit up.
i mean, it's not like it's isitme saying it. then i would wonder.
Orang Utan
Maybe I like the misery
butchersapron
Bring back hanging
no bollocks. you're not getting away with that.
argue with me butch. i like it when you get stroppy.
seriously though, i think it's a bit insulting to trashy acting like she's just some nob on the internet making shit up.
i mean, it's not like it's isitme saying it. then i would wonder.
Nah, because there's no way i can get out of this without not looking like a dick. I've trapped myself
I can either give in and lie and say i believe it or insist that a well liked poster has made some stuff up. In fact, given how trvial and pointless the thing is i'm tempted to go the fierst route. I now believe.
trashpony
Hag
I admit that it isn't very likely that a 28 year old C lister who had loads of young women hurling themselves at him all evening would have chosen to have slept with a 40 year old average looking woman but that's how I ended up sleeping with him - because I believed him when he said he was too tired to go all the way back to Canning Town when we were sharing a cab on the way home from a party and he asked if he could crash on my sofa. So actually I don't blame you for not believing me - it is a bit far-fetched
onenameshelley
is Major Morgan's bitch
I admit that it isn't very likely that a 28 year old C lister who had loads of young women hurling themselves at him all evening would have chosen to have slept with a 40 year old average looking woman but that's how I ended up sleeping with him - because I believed him when he said he was too tired to go all the way back to Canning Town when we were sharing a cab on the way home from a party and he asked if he could crash on my sofa. So actually I don't blame you for not believing me - it is a bit far-fetched
Thats actually remarkably sweet story, i loves you.
To be fair i might have fallen for that story as well, i suspect he can turn on the gor blimey charm quite well.
And you are not average you are gorgeous, anyone says different gets a kick in the ankles.
fogbat
The Talibum
Nah, because there's no way i can get out of this without not looking like a dick. I've trapped myself
It's not like you to back down from a fight
Are you feeling ok?
Does she know?
trashpony
Hag
Thats actually remarkably sweet story, i loves you.
To be fair i might have fallen for that story as well, i suspect he can turn on the gor blimey charm quite well.
And you are not average you are gorgeous, anyone says different gets a kick in the ankles.
I loves you too shells xx
Oi - this is my moment of glory/twattishness
fogbat
The Talibum
PacificOcean
Unhinged User
I admit that it isn't very likely that a 28 year old C lister who had loads of young women hurling themselves at him all evening would have chosen to have slept with a 40 year old average looking woman but that's how I ended up sleeping with him - because I believed him when he said he was too tired to go all the way back to Canning Town when we were sharing a cab on the way home from a party and he asked if he could crash on my sofa. So actually I don't blame you for not believing me - it is a bit far-fetched
Back off!
He loves me you cow.
He's stop calling the police now when he sees me following him or going through his rubbish.
If that's not a sign of love I don't what is.
foo
dirtysweet
It's not like you to back down from a fight
Are you feeling ok?
he's scared of me, it's obvious.
or he realised he'd be in for a long and bloody ridiculous argument over something he really doesn't give a big shit about, so gave up.
if i know butchers at all. - i'd go for the latter one.
foo
dirtysweet
i reckon trashy should blackmail him, then take us all to the play he's in with the dosh - so we can throw big pants and tomatoes. and LOL.
edit: trashy, i just told my workmate you shagged him (she's a massive Dyer fan) and she wouldn't have it 'she can't have! because he's MARRIED!!'
ffs. married man is unfaithful shocker.
(i didn't say your real name btw)
chico enrico
No hair shows you care.
i might have met her. i used to work for their management company. met a load of the folk on their covers/in their videos. i could add something to that but it kind of goes without saying.
trashpony
Hag
i reckon trashy should blackmail him, then take us all to the play he's in with the dosh - so we can throw big pants and tomatoes. and LOL.
edit: trashy, i just told my workmate you shagged him (she's a massive Dyer fan) and she wouldn't have it 'she can't have! because he's MARRIED!!'
ffs. married man is unfaithful shocker.
(i didn't say your real name btw)
at not using my real name - like she's going to track me down. Or is she? 
I have to say that even before I found out he was in a relationship (I don't think he's married), he didn't exactly strike me as the faithful type and I don't think he comes across that way in interviews. He's a good dad, I believe that about him.
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