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Danny Dyer to play Sid Vicious

Old gore blimey danny, my brother could knock seven shades out of that dick.

Even i could take him, fucking big girls blouse.

And i always feel sorry for his Mrs as well no one ever sees her, and he acts like he is single.

As for being Sid, i dont think you can top Gary for being sid

*puts her sovs on and steps up*
 
foo said:
"i'm going into the lion's den mate, can't wait, let's fuckin 'ave it"

wot. a. dick.
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To be fair to him this is what I mean - in interviews he's said he wants to be considered as an actor but found himself getting rubbish roles that paid nothing and he's got a kid so had to do the Bravo stuff to pay the bills. I can understand that, it keeps his profile up and puts food on the table for his kid and he reckons he's not going to do them any more and seemed fully aware of how shit the whole thing is. He said he's never been a fighter or a hardman in his life or anything like that. This is a bloke I really want to hate so it was quite hard to take seeing him come across as an alright sort in an interview.
 
Sadken said:
To be fair to him this is what I mean - in interviews he's said he wants to be considered as an actor but found himself getting rubbish roles that paid nothing and he's got a kid so had to do the Bravo stuff to pay the bills. I can understand that, it keeps his profile up and puts food on the table for his kid and he reckons he's not going to do them any more and seemed fully aware of how shit the whole thing is. He said he's never been a fighter or a hardman in his life or anything like that. This is a bloke I really want to hate so it was quite hard to take seeing him come across as an alright sort in an interview.
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Stop destroying my prejudices with reasonable argument :mad:
 
Sadken said:
To be fair to him this is what I mean - in interviews he's said he wants to be considered as an actor but found himself getting rubbish roles that paid nothing and he's got a kid so had to do the Bravo stuff to pay the bills. I can understand that, it keeps his profile up and puts food on the table for his kid and he reckons he's not going to do them any more and seemed fully aware of how shit the whole thing is. He said he's never been a fighter or a hardman in his life or anything like that. This is a bloke I really want to hate so it was quite hard to take seeing him come across as an alright sort in an interview.
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i don't really buy that tbh. he must've chosen those roles - i mean, he could've asked for a role in Bravo's brilliant Macho House Husbands if he really wanted to feed his kids. but he didn't did he.

also, that kind of makes him even more pathetic in my eyes. like that weedy kid at school who licked the arses of the hard boys.

anyway, watching that clip i put up, i can see why women like him - he's cute :) despite being a wuss, he comes across better on that, than in his ridiculous hardman programmes.
 
foo said:
i don't really buy that tbh. he must've chosen those roles - i mean, he could've asked for a role in Bravo's brilliant Macho House Husbands if he really wanted to feed his kids. but he didn't did he.

also, that kind of makes him even more pathetic in my eyes. like that weedy kid at school who licked the arse of the hard boys.

anyway, watching that clip i put up, i can see why women like him - he's cute :) despite being a wuss, he comes across better on that, than in ridiculous hardman programmes.
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.....I'm sorry....Bravo's what?

Also, foo, you realise I was that kid, right? I mean...among other personas I moved through at the time.
 
Sadken said:
Foo, he's definitely got proper cockney credentials cos he's from Canning Town. I don't think he's mockney or anything but, for me, it's a bit like Scousers who bang on and on and on and on about how brilliant scousers are. Danny Dyer is just a professional cockney is all and he makes out like being a cockney is brilliant and revolves around drinking and fighting and swearing and actually as I type this I suddenly don't know what's wrong with that any more.
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From Customs House, as he likes to say. He says he couldn't have had a better upbringing.

I don't think he's got any choice other than to be a 'professional cockney'. I'm pretty sure I read that he'd like to not be type cast but if it's the choice between working and not working, which it pretty much has been . . .

I don't know why people seem to have a problem with him. He's blatently not a hardman, so if he got paid for doing that, good luck to him.
 
I really don't think he's that good looking. He's pretty handsome and that but really no different to anyone you might see in the gym or what have you.
 
Sadken said:
I really don't think he's that good looking. He's pretty handsome and that but really no different to anyone you might see in the gym or what have you.
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it's not about being good looking or handsome or whatever is it? being sexy i mean...

after watching that clip i posted, i think he's pretty sexy.

horny, and a dick, all in one cute package. :)
 
foo said:
it's not about being good looking or handsome or whatever is it? being sexy i mean...

after watching that clip i posted, i think he's pretty sexy.

horny, and a dick, all in one cute package.
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Sexy and a dick all in one: that's really the best I can ever aim for I reckon. If I get back down the gym, like.
 
electrogirl said:
YES! This, basically. He's a knob but he's cute and funny with it.
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yep. i think i'm on the Dyer tip now folks...

i'll ignore the hardman Bravo shite, and find something not so cringey.

i'll forgive anyone anything if they're sexy. i'm that deep. :cool:
 
PacificOcean said:
He's a bit of rough of the highest order.

He just has to speak for me to go all funny.
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Seriously, give me your phone number, I'll ring you up now and apples and pears you till you go wobbly. I hate the cockney accent the most of all of them and it's fully infected my own :(
 
Sadken said:
Sexy and a dick all in one: that's really the best I can ever aim for I reckon. If I get back down the gym, like.
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he's chubby though, and you're a cute sexyman too anyway - so stop it. :cool:

it costs me in big sister grubby points posting stuff like that to you ken. feel my pain.
 
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