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Danny Dyer crap/not crap

Danny Dyer crap/not crap

  • Total Crap

    Votes: 25 40.3%
  • Crap

    Votes: 11 17.7%
  • Not Crap

    Votes: 22 35.5%
  • Who?

    Votes: 4 6.5%

  • Total voters
    62
He seems obsessed with paedos:confused: ,Ive read a few of his interviews and he was banging on about how society should string them up etc
ob trying to play up to his supposed eastend hard man image
 
I like International Football Factories, but Dyer over eggs it so much with all his strutting about and faux edginess.

There's a piss take of him here:

 
Kenny Vermouth said:
I like International Football Factories, but Dyer over eggs it so much with all his strutting about and faux edginess.

There's a piss take of him here:



:D

I find it impossible to dislike Dyer - he's utterly ridiculous and I suspect deep down he knows it.
 
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That is all.
 
kained&able said:
Hes been a in a few shit films and a fair few mildy enjoyable ones.

No one who was in football factory can be described as crap. I vote mildly entertaining.

dave

Football Factory was legendary in a funny way. Lots of Hackett & "geezers". Anyone seen Goodbye Charlie Bright..?? Dyer is good in that & The Business is excellent.
 
Treebeak said:
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Me and Dyer at V Festival.
proper jealous!!

i think he's hilarious. doesnt take himself serous, proper cartoon character. love watching him on international football factories.

and major fit like baby, too. sweet as :cool ;)
 
dont know him so wont judge him, i do like most of the films he has been in though.. outlaw could have been better though...but is that his fault?
 
Kenny Vermouth said:
That sounds spot on.


I liked this in the 'what do you know about women' bit in the Guardian


My family's not shy of a cuddle. There's a lot of love there. Everything I know about women I learnt from my nan. I went to live with her and my grandad at an early age when my parents split up. She was a good influence on me. She's a very strong woman and doesn't take any nonsense from anyone. My grandad got cancer not long after I moved in and I helped look after him. When he died I stayed. It was devastating when he went because I never thought he would - he was a big man, he was in the navy, then he deteriorated in front of my eyes.
I loved those days. My nan's still running about in East London though, in her Reebok Classics, up at 4.30 every morning for work, at 78. She's very old-school. She cooks me ox heart. Just a heart, on a plate, with a few Brussels' sprouts around it. I used to think that the man goes out to work and the woman puts the food on the table, but I don't any more. Those days are gone. Women are powerful. It's a different world. And I quite like that.
My missus, Joanne, who I've got two kids with now, has taught me plenty. I need someone like her who'll bollock me, not roll over and laugh at everything I say. My daughter's nearly 11, so she's starting to think about boys. She's giving up her Barbies asking me if I think these American boys on telly are handsome. I always tell her they're ugly and horrible, and turn over to the Antiques Roadshow on the other side.

Madonna was my first crush. She was the first person who gave me stirrings in my loins. She gave me fuzzy feelings downstairs. I'd rather be around men than women. They make me laugh and that. It can be hard to have a bird as a mate, especially if she's quite fit. I only have fat, ugly birds as mates. No, listen, I've just had a littl'un. I'm loved up to the eyeballs. Other birds don't even cross my mind now.

Becoming a dad is a mad thing. I'm absolutely in awe of women who give birth. First of all, the baby brings you and the missus together, then after a couple of months you can't stand each other, and you start rowing, and you're covered in sick and shit ... I'm hoping this time we're not going to go down that route, but it's hard work. Relationships are graft. She challenges me. But we've known each other since we were 12. She was the best-looking bird in the school - I was the ropiest boy. I was the naughty one, and she was the teacher's pet. She was an absolute raving sort, and then suddenly asked if I'd go out with her. All the teachers hated it, but girls like a bad boy.

They think they want the gentleman who's going to turn up with flowers and then do the ironing, but actually it bores them to tears. I'm useless, but she loves me for what I am. She's got her morals, I've got mine, we clash all the time - she's an absolute straight-goer, never committed a crime in her life. We're chalk and cheese. But when you get a bit famous it's hard to find a bird who's not just after money. I don't want a bird waiting for me with a crate of beer and a line of coke. You want someone who you can sit down and watch a bit of EastEnders with.

I'm going to marry Joanne one day. She wants flamingos and little midgets running around with trays of food, but I don't mind going down the registry office, then for a few prawn vol-au-vents at the working-mens' club, home by half twelve. It's the woman's day though. It's about her being a princess.

Women want so many different things. Some just want a pound note. Some want a Lear jet. Others want you to run them a nice bath, put the candles out, get them a nice bit of crispy duck, maybe a few spring rolls, get their nightie ready for when they get out of the bath, and then brush their hair. Geezers just want to see a pair of tits. But in a romantic way obviously.
 
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