Danielle Lloyd FC

[kained&able]

Welcome to my special club. we have fags.

yeah that my p[ersonal theroy. repressed innit.

Dave(is obviously just being a cunt)

 

[Sadken]

yeah that my p[ersonal theroy. Repressed innit.

Dave(is obviously just being a cunt)

bundle on the homophobe even though he is clearly just joking!!!!!!!! Rrrrrrrraaaaaarrrrrr!!!!!!!!! Bundlllllleeeeeee!!!!!!!

 

[kained&able]

wtach where your putting your hands

dave

 

[Sadken]

You just took the net equivalent of a bullet for me, man...I won't forget it. Time for me to head to the internet Mexico whilst the heat has died down a little bit methinks.

 

[zenie]

Welcome to my special club. We have beer, biscuits or fags: take your pick, but choose wisely.

fags, obviously

 

[kained&able]

i live to serve.

dave

 

[ChrisFilter]

oh, and she's a pig as well.

On looks alone, that's unfair. She's pretty.

 

[Sadken]

fags, obviously

Puff on, fair zenie...puff on.

(that's "puff" as in the magic dragon by the way. Incidentally, what the hell was so special about puff that distinguished him from the other dragons, all of whom I would've thought are magic themselves to greater or lesser degrees?)

 

[kained&able]

his name was puff.


dave

 

[Sadken]

Yeah, yeah, I get that but why not "puff the dragon"? D'yousee?

 

[Treacle Toes]

Yeah, yeah, I get that but why not "puff the dragon"? D'yousee?

They wrote the music to the song first and needed an extra word in the lyrics to make them fit.

 

[Sadken]

They wrote the music to the song first and needed an extra word in the lyrics to make them fit.

Puff the conceited dragon? Puff the arrogant dragon? Puff the self aggrandising dragon? Puff the twat?

 

[kained&able]

puff the happy dragon would have worked.

dave

 

[Sadken]

Fuck him, anyway. Stupid puff.

 

[Treacle Toes]

puff the happy dragon would have worked.

dave

Didn't puff get rejected in the end?

 

[Sadken]

Puff the stupid loser?

 

[Treacle Toes]

Puff the stupid loser?

Not funny Ken. Dragons have feelings too.

A dragon lives forever but not so little boys
Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, jackie paper came no more
And puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

Although looking at those lyrics the relationship could be deemed inappropriate.

 

[Sadken]

Puff the fucking whinger? Puff the oddball paedo?

 

[Skimix]

Who's danielle lloyd?

 

[Sadken]

Who's danielle lloyd?

I'll get back to you once I've run my proposed witty response past the urban75 misogyny arbiters. I should have an answer for you within 10 working days.

 

[kained&able]

erx page three model/beauty pagent thingy turned journo innit


see i did that without calling her a bint and everything.


dave

 

[Yelkcub]

Who's danielle lloyd?

A magic dragon I think

 

[Santino]

Maybe it's magic in the sense of 'brilliant!'.

'You know that dragon, Puff?'

'Yeah.'

'What's he like?'

'Oh, he's magic. Proper down to earth with it though.'

 

[Sadken]

Puff the affable dragon, surely?

 

[spanglechick]

Nah, totally safe for work I reckon.

I'm interested in the way in which the Great British Public seem to have collectively forgotten that we've seen her be herself on telly for a few weeks and she is fucking horrible. For me, she was the nastiest racist out of the bunch who were bullying Shilpa Shetty and the only one I actually thought was a genuine racist as opposed to a stupid dick.

this ^^^

oh, and she's a pig as well. i always think the only men who must find someone like her that attractive are sort of educationally subnormal compulsive masturbators who have been serving serving life sentences in high security prisons since the late 1960s.

but not this.

she's a pretty girl, with a great body. on a solely asthetic basis, she's perfectly normal fantasy fodder.

is it alright to slag off the private life of someone who's a nasty minded twat? I think so. Much as i don't like some of meerken's phwoar stuff, i reckon this is ok, on account of her being a horrible person.

but that's just me.

and ffs - it's 'misogynist'. with a 'y'. like 'gynaecology' - as opposed to 'ginaecology'...

 

[Flashman]

Well if it's got the spangles seal of approval I'm gonna stick the boot in n'all.

Fuck off Lloyd, you racist slappah.

 

[Madusa]

yes. @ spanges re 'y'

Anyway, how can she be racist if she's shagged Defoe?

 

[Geri]

Much as i don't like some of meerken's phwoar stuff, i reckon this is ok, on account of her being a horrible person.

but that's just me.

So it's fine to objectify a woman you don't like, but if she's nice you musn't do it?

 

[Refused as fuck]

Objectification for all!

 

[bluestreak]

So it's fine to objectify a woman you don't like, but if she's nice you musn't do it?

You didn't get that memo? Only fit birds and fat birds can't be objectified, but ignorant bimbos are fair game innit.

Is it too early to link her with Lee Bowyer?