daft names you have for different things

[pembrokestephen]

Yeah like how it reduces you to a pathetic cooing soft shite talking idiot

Private jokes with a lover are only enviable on the outside. If you spent more than 10 minutes in a couple's saccharine bubble not only would you fill said bubble with vomit but you'd fuck off sharpish to celebrate your singledome with firework displays and bottles of Dom Perignon....

She's right, you know. I'm a bit of a singleton trapped in a couple bubble, in some ways - I struggle with schmaltzy chat.

 

[*Miss*Sparkle*]

I'm aware I probably have too many daft names for different things...

tv guide - instructional pamphlet
the cats - the skittles (kittens - kittles - skittles)
tent - tentacle
purse - pig (percy pig)

I also like adding -tron, -os and -roo to the end of words. I love playing around with language

 

[pembrokestephen]

I always refer to the little bit of card you get with boxes of chocolate that tells you what they all are as "the instructions". I have been doing it so long, it never occurs to me to think of it as funny, but people quite often look at me oddly if I ask "do you want to see the instructions?".

 

[gaijingirl]

Any instructions I refer to as the destructions...

 

[subversplat]

Sometimes I call Marmite "marmots" especially when used with "the jar of..."

I don't really know why.