Discussion in 'Olympics 2016' started by Maggot, Aug 7, 2016.
G'wan, ye fucker!
Thank fuck for that!!
Aww bless em
(trott and Kenny)
Fuck the h8ers
"Looking at her going 'what's for tea?'" - careful, Chris
I only hate them because I'm lonely and unsuccessful. Let me have my hate
Well done to the malaysian dude too. He was fucking great.
if Laura Trott and Jason Kenny were a country, they would be 14th in the medal table
Can other competitors mount protests? First the Brit and then the German fragrantly broke the rules. You'd be pretty pissed off if you finished fourth.
Are you even watching this? The German came 4th, you tit.
Oh, way to cut off just as he's taking his top off!
There's some mad stats about 'if Michael Phelps was a country'
No man is an island, though.
Imagine if Michael Phelps and Jason Kenny got married...
*Proposes new slash fiction forum*
If I was ever going to break a rule, I like to think I'd do it fragrantly, too.
Leaving nothing but a hint of Chanel No 5 in my wake.
a) They didn't have a definitive enough camera shot or a definitive enough rule. Plus it's a 625 metre sprint, being in front at that point isn't a definite advantage.
b) Kenny was the other side of Awang at the point of overlap so probably couldn't see the Derny's back wheel.
c) Awang rules so leave him alone.
You'd want it to be another swimmer, I think. Mark Spitz got more golds in one Olympics than Kenny has managed in three!
Good lad Jason
"And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls;
It tolls for thee" seems fairly apt
I *was* thinking about it from a 'more medals than the whole of Western Europe' POV...
Let's face it, it's long overdue
Not singing along, good job that man.
And he did it all with Bob Carolgees' hand up his arse
There will be no spitters in the new forum
More slash fic?
That Dutch dude is a massive freak
Hmm, no British interest but probably outweighed by Laura not being jilted so...
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