Kenny Vermouth
Wankers
One of my favourite Curb moments - it happens after Larry's house has 'bald asshole' scrawled on it.
Larry: "This is a hate crime."
Policeman: "Well I'm bald and I don't find it offensive."
Larry: "With all due respect Officer Burt, you have chosen to shave your head for fashion reasons and we don't consider you a real member of the bald community."
Larry: "This is a hate crime."
Policeman: "Well I'm bald and I don't find it offensive."
Larry: "With all due respect Officer Burt, you have chosen to shave your head for fashion reasons and we don't consider you a real member of the bald community."
put down the crack pipe man...

Didn't see it coming, but it made pefect sense