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crispy creme - food of the devil?

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"Begone, foul Hellspawn!"
 
The worst doughnuts in the world have to be those diddy ones they sell from stalls in shopping centeres.

Scalding hot, caked in sugar and made from plastic.
 
Hmmm. They're okay as far as the doughnut but the icing is too much. It's sacrilege not to like them around here. There is one local who makes better ones than KK. They're like KK but not with so much sugar.
 
they're a bit gross really, krispy kremes. the best doughnuts are hot fresh ones from vans at fairgrounds and festivals and the like.
 
mae once bought a box when i was visiting her. then she fell asleep. bored, and fancing a snack i ate one. my first crispy creme! when she woke up there were none left. I felt sick but i needed to eat more... the very smell of them... oh god, it's been months and now just thinking of the smell i want one.

fuck knows what they put in them but it's fucking addictive stuff.

chris rock reckons they put crack in em....:D
 
at the ripe old age of 37, i have just partaken in my very first crispy creme donut.
These have been on the radio today. Something to do with Homer Simpson and brain receptors. I wasn't really paying attention. Before this morning I wasn't aware of their existence. Are they a brand, or a flavour?
 
These have been on the radio today. Something to do with Homer Simpson and brain receptors. I wasn't really paying attention. Before this morning I wasn't aware of their existence. Are they a brand, or a flavour?

A brand. They are made out of deepfried lard and sugar, and are the snack food of kings, I tell ye.
 
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