Let's face it, we're getting nothing today. Leicester looked shot yesterday but we'll get the "playing for pride" version I'm sure and it's away so probably not. And that just leaves Man Utd at home (offside goal for Pogba to seal it) and Everton (Sam to relegate us). Southampton, Huddersfield and Swansea all need a win though and I can't see Huddersfield getting anything else. We'll stay up on goal difference (depending on how badly today goes). We probably deserve to go down in fairness. We're a fucking shambles.