Could you eat an elephant?

[Sadken]

dude, I'm poor- we poor folk don't have the m/c smuggery choice of bourgeois vegetarianism. I know you subsist on a diet of hummus and freindchip doritos, but some of us need meat to survive the Game.

Every reference to those fucking adverts is a dagger through my heart. On the plus side, turns out I have a heart.

 

[DotCommunist]

I've had worm omelettes, and various fly larva, both rather good. The fly larvawith chilli are rather good. Alligator, frog, emu, are all rather good too. The one I like most though is dolphin. Blakened dolphin sandwiches are among my favourite foods.

even I wouldn't eat cetacean ffs, that is just wrong

 

[zenie]

you think I genuinely believe vegetarianism is a m/c affectation? lol.

How the fuck would I know? Ego

 

[dessiato]

even I wouldn't eat cetacean ffs, that is just wrong

why? If you are hungry enough anything that is going to keep you alive becomes edible.

 

[Fedayn]

not taking the bait and yet taking time to respond. hmm.

Nibble the edges, and spit it out.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

I've had worm omelettes, and various fly larva, both rather good. The fly larvawith chilli are rather good. Alligator, frog, emu, are all rather good too. The one I like most though is dolphin. Blakened dolphin sandwiches are among my favourite foods.

I've tried (standard UK garden) worms, as well as alligator and frog.

I imagine dolphin must be a pretty "meaty" fish*. I've had marlin, which was gorgeous, it had the taste of fish but the texture of a really good steak.



*yeah yeah, it's a mammal. For the purposes of dining it came from the sea, so it's a bloody fish

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Didn't describe the brains as being "a particular highlight"? Cos they did you know.

Maybe they, err, just tasted nice?

 

[Sadken]

Maybe they, err, just tasted nice?

And the memories?

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

And the memories?

They taste good too

 

[Voley]

I've had marlin, which was gorgeous, it had the taste of fish but the texture of a really good steak.

Swordfish is good, too. Had it in Greece a few times.

 

[girasol]

Another thing I'm gonna have to catch up with on iPlayer.

I'll eat anything, me.

just found it on 4 On Demand, but it lasts 1hr and 4 minutes...

 

[fogbat]

And the memories?

This highlights the important of eating ethically farmed elephants.

Bad memories make for sour brains

 

[weltweit]

I would have eaten the elephant, after all it lived wild and had a good life, not to eat it would have been to waste it.

Would not have eaten the insects though I do eat sea creatures mariscada plenty without squeams!

Would not have eaten dog also.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Would not have eaten the insects though I do eat sea creatures mariscada plenty without squeams!

What's the difference in your mind between them?

 

[DotCommunist]

How the fuck would I know? Ego

well, you said 'twadlle' so clearly you assumed I was being serious. And from you, ego is ironic.

 

[weltweit]

What's the difference in your mind between them?

I just think of the sea creatures as edible and the insects as not ..

It probably would make a difference if insects went pink when cooked!

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

It probably would make a difference if insects went pink when cooked!

 

[dessiato]

I just think of the sea creatures as edible and the insects as not ..

It probably would make a difference if insects went pink when cooked!

Wood lice turn pink and taste like shrimps. You'd need a lot to make a shrimp cocktail though.

 

[lostexpectation]

this was another dodgey c4 program akin to the great climate swindle, why would'n t you eat dog if you would eat snake or whatever.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

this was another dodgey c4 program akin to the great climate swindle

why would'n t you eat dog if you would eat snake or whatever.

That made it quite clear why they felt they couldn't.

 

[lostexpectation]

for bogus sentimental reasons.