Cottage cheese - it's well rubbish isn't it?

[Brainaddict]

Here’s my recipe for some lovely cottage cheese…..

Open the carton, take a good look at it, and remember what you see……then throw it in the bin, go on, just fucking hoof it right in there with the potato peelings and the empty smack bags or whatever it is you discard. That’s it. Tastes best like that - gone. Its fucking filth and if bins could talk yours would be cursing you for months for it but it cant so you don’t give a fuck, all you care about is that the disgusting pot full of lumpy white fuckery is out of your sorry little life for whatever remains of it.

Ladies and gentlemen, we appear to have found the only person who hates cottage cheese more than me

 

[sojourner]

I do like it although it does remind me of the unfortunate effects of an STD. Allegedly

Me no like

 

[Dubversion]

Here’s my recipe for some lovely cottage cheese…..

Open the carton, take a good look at it, and remember what you see……then throw it in the bin, go on, just fucking hoof it right in there with the potato peelings and the empty smack bags or whatever it is you discard. That’s it. Tastes best like that - gone. Its fucking filth and if bins could talk yours would be cursing you for months for it but it cant so you don’t give a fuck, all you care about is that the disgusting pot full of lumpy white fuckery is out of your sorry little life for whatever remains of it.

reminds me of a Danny Baker quote..

"yeh, my wife does this really good thing with leftovers... she puts them in the bin".

 

[longdog]

Cottage cheese on Ryvita is teh

I've turned in to a woman haven't I?

 

[milesy]

sainsbury's used to do this cotatge cheese with roast vegeteables in.

it was lovely and i used to eat it quite a lot at work.

but they cottoned onto my enjoyment of it and stopped selling it.

 

[Jenerys]

I googled for an image of cottage cheese and this is what I got

Nuff said

 

[EastEnder]

Cottage cheese on Ryvita is teh

I've turned in to a woman haven't I?

Of all the people......

I don't know what to say, I'm truly shocked.

Where are all the real men?!?!

I feel so alone....

 

[sojourner]

Where are all the real men?!?!

I feel so alone....

says the bra burner

 

[longdog]

Of all the people......

I don't know what to say, I'm truly shocked.

Where are all the real men?!?!

I feel so alone....

I pretend I'm buying the ryvita for somebody else.

 

[beeboo]

For a variety of reasons, this thread has made me feel quite ill

 

[Yetman]

I googled for an image of cottage cheese and this is what I got

I'd rather eat that than cottage cheese

 

[lynne8]

eeewwww (at previous post). I like cottage cheese with a bit of pineapple, once in a while.

 

[han]

Cottage cheese is horrid....like...solid milk...yukyuk...

Punishment food. Food for people on diets.

There's no joy in it!

 

[Agent Sparrow]

Cottage cheese on baked potato with butter is lush.

So ner!

 

[EastEnder]

LilJen & han can join the cool boys club.

They know the score.

The rest of you are freaks that should be locked up for the good of yourselves and others. Mainly others.

 

[boohoo]

LilJen & han can join the cool boys club.

They know the score.

The rest of you are freaks that should be locked up for the good of yourselves and others. Mainly others.

But you eat fish sticks which are like regurgitated fish bits pack into a finger shape and spray painted pink. If I ordered fish and chips, and they gave me a fish stick, i'd be very upset...

...so don't cus the cottage cheese people.

( And I think you'll find that the anti-cottage cheese club is actually the cool girl's club. - )

 

[Meltingpot]

I don't like it myself, there's no flavour; anything I'd eat it with, a good cheddar would be better.

 

[Relahni]

You are a girl.

And not a pretty one either.

Get in touch with your feminine side Eastender.

Eat cottage cheese.

 

[EastEnder]

Get in touch with your feminine side Eastender.

Eat cottage cheese.

Dreaming about ponies, making daisy chains, frilly underwear, talking about "relationships", getting pissed on half a lager - yes, no problem, don't see why not.

Cottage "cheese"?!?!?!?

Not in a gazillion years.

You big girl.

 

[ringo]

wrong wrong wrong

 

[Relahni]

wrong wrong wrong

leave Eastender alone..

he's alright.

 

[Badgers]

Filth

 

[lynne8]

Dreaming about ponies, making daisy chains, frilly underwear, talking about "relationships", getting pissed on half a lager - yes, no problem, don't see why not.

Cottage "cheese"?!?!?!?

Not in a gazillion years.

You big girl.

 

[SubZeroCat]

I like cottage cheese, but i'd only ever buy it plain. all that other stuff sucks

word.

Tesco had a tuna and sweet chilli one - wtf??

 

[EastEnder]

You're a big girl too....

 

[Funky_monks]

Given that 'cottage cheese' is just curds and whey, it is only really suitable for miss muffet.

Normal people squeeze it into a block and leave it for months before they eat it.

 

[EastEnder]

Given that 'cottage cheese' is just curds and whey, it is only really suitable for miss muffet.

Normal people squeeze it into a block and leave it for months before they eat it.

I don't care what anyone says, you are a wise man/woman*



*delete as applicable

 

[Cadmus]

Cottage cheese in supermarkets is rubbish. Real home-made cottage cheese is absolutely delicious.

 

[Choc]

i like cottage cheese.

but again only if it's full fat and the plain version. -go away pineapple etc tastes