Cottage cheese is NOT cheese!!! <Grrrrr...>

[JTG]

Because, in evolutionary terms, the pig is the closest living relative of the fish. They are practically identical on the genetic level

 

[trashpony]

Because, in evolutionary terms, the pig is the closest living relative of the fish. They are practically identical on the genetic level

Ahh I see. That makes perfect sense. Cheers

 

[JTG]

Welcome to ask me for assistance in any scientific type conundrums that you have

 

[equationgirl]

Cottage cheese and pork chops, wavey??? Are you mad, woman???

 

[EastEnder]

I never used to like cottage cheese but I do now.

What went wrong?!?!?!?!

 

[EastEnder]

Cottage cheese and pork chops, wavey??? Are you mad, woman???

Does too much bran make floaters?

 

[trashpony]

Welcome to ask me for assistance in any scientific type conundrums that you have

What went wrong?!?!?!?!

Practice makes perfect

 

[Herbsman.]

cottage cheese and chives atop baked potato.

i don't like cottage cheese but eastender is wrong. there is no god.

That is God's definition of cheese.

 

[EastEnder]

cottage cheese and chives atop baked potato.

i don't like cottage cheese but eastender is wrong. there is no god.

Had you been a tad more observant, you'd have realised that it was a devilishly clever self referential statement.

 

[boohoo]

I had some nice cottage cheese with coriander and lime - yum.

( I know - my taste is incredibly bad and wrong )

 

[milesy]

i quite like cottage cheese

 

[EastEnder]

I had some nice cottage cheese with coriander and lime - yum.

( I know - my taste is incredibly bad and wrong )

Never darken my door again!!!

 

[EastEnder]

i quite like cottage cheese

I would've been amazed to hear otherwise.

 

[boohoo]

Never darken my door again!!!

You're the wrong-un - you don't like celery, cucumber and now cottage cheese. And you think marmite should be spread on thickly....

( i would say my taste is good and your is bad but somehow that backfires on me.... )

 

[EastEnder]

You're the wrong-un - you don't like celery, cucumber and now cottage cheese. And you think marmite should be spread on thickly....

Dear god woman, seek help!!!!!!

celery?!?!?! Devil's congealed nasal dribblings.

cucumber?!?!?!?! Devil's compacted arse obstruction.

cottage cheese?!?!?!?!?! IT'S NOT FRIGGING CHEESE!!!!!!!!

I despair, I really do......

<goes off for lie down>

 

[trashpony]

Dear god woman, seek help!!!!!!

celery?!?!?! Devil's congealed nasal dribblings.

cucumber?!?!?!?! Devil's compacted arse obstruction.

cottage cheese?!?!?!?!?! IT'S NOT FRIGGING CHEESE!!!!!!!!

I despair, I really do......

<goes off for lie down>

What do you two eat when you're together?

 

[EastEnder]

What do you two eat when you're together?

Pasta.

 

[boohoo]

What do you two eat when you're together?

he's sooo fussy...we eat more than pasta.... that's his only recipe though I gave him instructions on how to make stew - and a fine stew it was too!

 

[waverunner]

Cottage cheese and pork chops, wavey??? Are you mad, woman???

Ah but have you ever tried it? Not cooked cottage cheese!!!

 

[trabuquera]

I shall refer you to the post where eastender refers to cheese having to be cut with a knife to be qualified as such.

Wot about a nice runny Brie then??
King of cheeses (according to those dastardly French anyway) and distinctly on the runny side. Not even mentioning some of those heavily-decomposed monsters like Puant de Lille, which go almost liquid as well.

I too hate cottage cheese because it looks like sick, but I don't deny it its cheesy status...

 

[Onket]

What about the stuff that comes in a tube?

 

[guinnessdrinker]

What about the stuff that comes in a tube?

we're talking about cheese.

 

[Onket]

 

[dolly's gal]

that stuff is rough in the jungle! vile vile plastic puke!

 

[guinnessdrinker]

listen pervert, get off this thread you've been warned

 

[Fez909]

I'm a lover of all things cheesy. Some of my favourite cheeses are Dovedale Blue, Parmesan, Gorganzola etc., but my mostest favouritest has to be cottage cheese!

When I buy it, I have to eat it straight away. I start by putting it on jacket potatoes, or on ryevitas. Both lovely. But the best thing I've done with it so far is use it as an alternative to white sauce in lasagna. Layer of stuff (whatever you want in your lasagna), layer of pasta, layers of cottage cheese, layer of spinach. Repeat until it's 'high' enough for ya, and whack a load more cheese on the top. Delicious.

And usually, I don't even get that far. I sometimes just eat it with a spoon. God's cheese indeed!

 

[dolly's gal]

When I buy it, I have to eat it straight away. I start by putting it on jacket potatoes, or on ryevitas. Both lovely. But the best thing I've done with it so far is use it as an alternative to white sauce in lasagna. Layer of stuff (whatever you want in your lasagna), layer of pasta, layers of cottage cheese, layer of spinach. Repeat until it's 'high' enough for ya, and whack a load more cheese on the top. Delicious.

fez i am a fan of the cottage cheese big time. but i have to say your lasagne recipe nearly made me vomit!

(sorry like )

 

[Onket]

I was only trying to get a rise out of Eastender actually.

 

[EastEnder]

I was only trying to get a rise out of Eastender actually.

I would have absolutely no difficulty believing that the only cheese you eat comes out of a tube.