Corrie: Carla & Liam

[sojourner]

I think we should rename Carla the Joan Collins Fan Club

 

[Mrs Miggins]

I bet she's better in bed that sappy Maria though....

 

[aqua]

unfortunately, carla and liam's storyline is one of those that I just don't give enough of a fuck about

can't stand either of them - esp her, she does my head in

 

[sojourner]

I bet she's better in bed that sappy Maria though....

But it'll be all moves and technique designed to make her look good! You can't see her proper losing it, can you? Her mascara might run

 

[DotCommunist]

my thoughts exactly

My mum said to me at the weekend, 'what do you think about poor Maria then?'. I said 'she can't act for fucking toffee' and me ma was all distraught, blithering on about dead babies.

Dev should stay in for sheer cringe factor. Can't stand him, but you need a good wince every now and again, don't you think?

Dev is a legend and you noes it

 

[butchersapron]

She was part of the semi-hollyoaksisation push a few years back. Shouldn't be in it.

 

[DotCommunist]

I bet she's better in bed that sappy Maria though....

maria probably does anal though.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

But it'll be all moves and technique designed to make her look good! You can't see her proper losing it, can you? Her mascara might run

I'd still do her over Maria

 

[Mrs Miggins]

maria probably does anal though.

 

[sojourner]

maria probably does anal though.

I shudder at the thought processes that led to this

 

[sojourner]

I'd still do her over Maria

I wouldn't touch either of them with yours, but hey ho

 

[dolly's gal]

i was hating the whole carla/liam thing. but now. well now, after last night, i'm buying it just a little bit more.

what do we think maria will do? will this be the incident that turns her from doormat into vengance-seeking temptress? how much money can she get out of liam in the divorce?

 

[zoooo]

Well hopefully she'll go mental and steal a baby or something.

So who IS attractive in Corrie, female wise?

 

[bigbry]

Liam's 'manschester' accent drives me mad! Can't someone tell him to button it.


Carla looks like a duck.

Oh, when I think about that mouth and what she could do with it. Watching Corrie last night and my other half said "Do you think she's pretty ?"

We have a relationship where we can always give honest answers. I said "Don't know about pretty but I find her very attractive"

When she asked why I said it was what I could imagine her doing with that mouth. My other half looked at me slightly quizzical then smiled and said "Oh,
I see"

 

[zoooo]

I'm not taking you to a duckpond.

 

[bigbry]

After my girlfriend woke up with ants all over her face and got an eye infection, we had to go to the Manchester Eye Infirmary, and we met Dev.

I get the impression that he is not even acting...

Watched East Is East again at the weekend and I'd forgotten he plays the cinema owning relative in that - he plays the exact same character ! You're probably right - he just plays himself.

As for Amber, that's a great little character IMO, he's the parent but she's got the relationship her way and Dev just doesn't realise it.

 

[chegrimandi]

roy cropper rules. He's into direct action and everything. Roy Cropper is brilliant. Although he did blacken his name somewhat by threatening to dock the girl who works in the caffs wages yesterday...

and he's a petty bourgeois business owner...

hmmm

 

[DotCommunist]

Roy is a paedo

 

[miss giggles]

liam belongs with leane.

 

[Geri]

what do we think maria will do?

I dunno but the actor who plays Liam is leaving, I know that.

 

[Ground Elder]

"I voted for Blair. I'm a Blairite"

Will you fuck off with your spoilers

 

[Iguana]

maria probably does anal though.

Well if Carla's really a tranny I'd imagine that's what "she" does as well.

 

[isvicthere?]

Maria is a sap, but I can't see anything attractive about Carla in the least.

What about that soap powder ad? The lass was well "phwoar!" in that.

 

[danny la rouge]

What about that soap powder ad? The lass was well "phwoar!" in that.

What ad was that?

 

[zoooo]

Roy is a paedo

Now *that* would be a storyline.

And Claire's kids haven't had much to do recently.

 

[_angel_]

Roy is a paedo

waaaaay too obvious.

 

[Lisarocket]

Roy is a paedo

Oi! Don't besmirch Roy's good name like that

 

[sojourner]

Oi! Don't besmirch Roy's good name like that

Quite!!


Roy is not a fucking paedo - he's just a bit strange is all

I like Roy

 

[killer b]

So who IS attractive in Corrie, female wise?

becky.

she's become a hottie entirely by stealth.

 

[sojourner]

becky.

she's become a hottie entirely by stealth.

Nahhh!! she smokes fags like a 15 year old lad!!!