Common fashion items for your gender you have never worn

[Orang Utan]

scotchmen wear them at weddings

 

[Kanda]

Skinny jeans
Converse
Skater trainers

 

[bluestreak]

Skinny jeans
Converse
Skater trainers

These.

I had a tracksuit when I was a kid. And I occasionally wore a DJ when I was a teenager, but only with scruffy jeans.

Did wear a ballgown once, but i looked ridiculous.

 

[Cloo]

Did wear a ballgown once, but i looked ridiculous.

Dahling, I'm sure you looked vonderful!

 

[bluestreak]

Does baby blue go with this complexion? I think not.

 

[DaRealSpoon]

Flat cap

^^This, the only person I've met under 40 who wore one regularly was a complete bellend.

(Sorry to any other flatcap wearers)

 

[moose]

Blue jeans, any kind of 'shapewear', trainers

 

[Clair De Lune]

Leggings

 

[kittyP]

A suit, either skirt or trouser suit.
A ballgown
Ballet pumps for the same reason as Cloo, can't keep 'em on.
A ballgown. Was always too skint to afford tickets for balls when I was a student.
Have not worn high heels for about 8 years.
A baseball cap.

These, apart from the heels, although I don't wear them very often.

I have never worn a cocktail dress either. I never go anywhere to warrant one and would feel really weird too.

I haven't worn footless tights/leggings since it was the 80's. I like them on people now but they are not for me.

Haven't worn shorts above or on the knee since I was a kid either.

 

[Orang Utan]

sandals, apart from on holiday and NEVER flipflops

 

[Clair De Lune]

Nipple tassles.

 

[isitme]

a cock ring

 

[DaRealSpoon]

Nipple tassles.

Best item of clothing I've ever bought, I wear mine daily.

 

[Mrs Magpie]

Best item of clothing I've ever bought, I wear mine daily.

Me too, theyre woven from blonde underarm hair that is a perfect match for my pits.

 

[DaRealSpoon]

Me too, theyre woven from blonde underarm hair that is a perfect match for my pits.

Mine are a velour and leather blend with glitter embroidery, personalised with my own initials.

Though I might get some armpit hair ones woven, ya know, for when I want to go smart/casual like.

 

[Cloo]

Me too, theyre woven from blonde underarm hair that is a perfect match for my pits.

That's a glorious image!

 

[butterfly child]

Eyeliner.

Blusher.

Foundation.

Are these fashion items?

 

[longdog]

A tuxedo / dinner suit. Never in a million years would I wear one.

Me either. They look fucking ludicrous.

Never worn anything made by Reebok, Adidas, Kappa, Bench (whoever the fuck they are), FCUK, GAP or come to think of it any 'label' with the exception of DMs and 501s if they count.

I've sworn never to wear a tie ever again.

 

[longdog]

Top hat
Frock coat (soon to be rectified)
Fob watch

I quite like the idea of that, with a silver topped cane (preferably with concealed sword or gun) of course

Very Sherlock Holmes

 

[cesare]

I can't think of anything that I've never worn at some point (and most of them I've still got )

 

[dodgepot]

i was going to say that i've never worn a fleece, but then i remembered that i have - but it was really fleecy, like chewbacca or a sheep's bum. long hair matted togetehr and brown

 

[chico enrico]

'cargo pants'

 

[berniedicters]

I quite like the idea of that, with a silver topped cane (preferably with concealed sword or gun) of course

Very Sherlock Holmes

I shan't wear the top hat, but the frock coat deficit is to be rectified when I get married next year - I decided it'd be more flattering than the cutaway morning dress option, and evening dress seems a little US-centric, even if the wedding isn't until 1630.

But no cane, top hat or fob watch - I think that might be gilding the lily...

 

[Badger Kitten]

maternity wear

 

[AnnaKarpik]

Thong.

 

[DotCommunist]

I've never had any DMs.

I've never worn chinos.

 

[Fedayn]

Skinny jeans
Converse
Skater trainers

Yup and much more such as hippety hop attire, jeans around my knees, Calvin Kleins.

 

[cesare]

maternity wear

Good one. Likewise.

 

[pengaleng]

vile gladiator sandals.

 

[DotCommunist]

Ihave never and never will wear a mankini