commentators are twats - a compendium of the stupidest comments this world cup

Discussion in 'World Cup 2010 South Africa' started by strung out, Jun 14, 2010.

  1. hektik

    hektik adhering to a paradigm

    this is surely the classic of the tournament: David Pleat, on 5Live, commentating on Italy going out:

  2. Termite Man

    Termite Man zombie flesh eater

    I can't remember who said it or which game it was ( might have been Mick McCarthy )

    one player fouls another

    commentator 1 - he only gave hima tap

    commentator 2 - he should have been a plumber

    fucking idiots :mad:
  3. Maggot

    Maggot The Cake of Liberty

    During the Germany V Argentina game one commentator described Tevez as 'Like a one-man battleship'
  4. Dandred

    Dandred Mmmmm Beer!

    That was Lawrenson
  5. DotCommunist

    DotCommunist specter haunting

    slovenia game

    'watching England can certainly cure constipation'

    'is that what that smell is'

    I don't watch owt but england world cup games with a lazy half-on the game but I mean really. these people get paid to make schoolboy asides like that? They should be explaining the dynamics to people like me who don't follow football. Not making fart jokes ffs.
  6. ska invita

    ska invita back on the other side

    yeah, he thinks hes so hard with his 'get up', 'stop crying' shtick. i played football on sunday for the first time in years, and a foul with studs kills.
  7. ska invita

    ska invita back on the other side


    (^^thats the kind of thing he does!)
  8. nicksonic

    nicksonic que acido para la rumba

  9. rubbershoes

    rubbershoes not the only raver in the village

    saw the quarter finals on holiday. couldn't fault the french commentators. Great enthusiasm .

    i couldnt understand a word of course, but do you really need commentators if you're not blind?
  10. Apathy

    Apathy Roll us yer cap Grandad!!

    bbc need to fuck Shearer off he is useless and too dumb for TV work. Keep Lee Dixon tho I think he's good at it
  11. Espresso

    Espresso Well-Known Member

    Adrian Chiles has just prefaced some remark with something in this vein
    "I know, I heard about that while I was at the gym"

    There have been some things in this WC which have been difficult to credit.
    Brazil being knocked out.
    Some refs and linesmen.
    Heskey coming on instead of Crouch.
    The immense noise of the vuvzelas.
    No one thumping Ronaldo.
    Wayne Rooney.
    Diego Maradonna's facial topiary.

    But Adrian Chiles being a gym bunny just about takes the cake.
  12. co-op

    co-op Free the rhubarb crumble!

    Anyone else catch Gary Lineker's little bit of oneupmanship when saying Carles Puyol - "Pujol".

    I speak Catalan, me. I played for that Barcelona.

    Fair enough.
  13. happie chappie

    happie chappie Well-Known Member

    Fucking Mark Lawrenson and his constant “humorous” asides.

    If I wanted a barrage of lame-arsed jokes disguised as entertainment I’d have watched an ITV sit-com instead.

    Shut-the-fuck up!!!
  14. Riklet

    Riklet procrastinación

    "ohhhh he should have gone to Specsavers!"

    :facepalm: :facepalm:

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