'watching England can certainly cure constipation'
'is that what that smell is'
I don't watch owt but england world cup games with a lazy half-on the game but I mean really. these people get paid to make schoolboy asides like that? They should be explaining the dynamics to people like me who don't follow football. Not making fart jokes ffs.
Adrian Chiles has just prefaced some remark with something in this vein
"I know, I heard about that while I was at the gym"
There have been some things in this WC which have been difficult to credit.
Brazil being knocked out.
Some refs and linesmen.
Heskey coming on instead of Crouch.
The immense noise of the vuvzelas.
No one thumping Ronaldo.
Diego Maradonna's facial topiary.
But Adrian Chiles being a gym bunny just about takes the cake.