Come Dine With Me

[mrs quoad]

I quite like it in a quiet borderline passive-fetish kinda way

After wife swap, bonzer scheduling, bonzer if I get in in time to watch teh 5 normal plebs just like me (only with far, far better houses) try fancy nosh they've never made before (but think sound impressive) which they then invariably fuck up.

Bonzer

And all done on a shoestring budget

 

[mrs quoad]

That are a lush flat, innit.

 

[mrs quoad]

Hare fillets.

Bonzer

 

[DJ Squelch]

There's always one who has the cocktails brought it by someone the rest of the woman are going to think is "hunky" (man in kilt, fireman, gym instructor). If it was mostly men they'd have a woman with nipple tassles.

Cheesy middleclass cunts.

 

[maldwyn]

The voice-over is the real talent of the show

 

[Onslow]

I quite like it in a quiet borderline passive-fetish kinda way

After wife swap, bonzer scheduling, bonzer if I get in in time to watch teh 5 normal plebs just like me (only with far, far better houses) try fancy nosh they've never made before (but think sound impressive) which they then invariably fuck up.

Bonzer

And all done on a shoestring budget

A real insight into your bland mind.

 

[brianx]

I love this program. The Edinburgh one where the booze was as important as the food was great. Isobel Cambell's big sister as a drunken alpha female works for me. Estate agents are as bad as their stereotype.

 

[mrs quoad]

A real insight into your bland mind.

It's a change from the squatting Ibizan drag queen days, I'll give you that

 

[vogonity]

It's a fun programme - food, chat, food, a little bitchy competitiveness, a poke around someone's house and food!

 

[May Kasahara]

I must admit, I really enjoy this show.

 

[passenger]

loved it, that poor bloke i thought they where going to jump on him at the end

 

[Onslow]

I take it all back! Im hooked

 

[Madusa]

I must admit, I really enjoy this show.

Me too... I dont have a tv at the moment though. I dont quite know what I like about it but it's cool!

 

[May Kasahara]

The elderly wanker who featured on this week's show reminded me powerfully of my grandfather.

100% PRICK

 

[Dubversion]

i can't watch it, it makes my flesh crawl.

i almost enjoy it as a kind of car crash, prurient kinda deal. But somehow it's just suburban backbiting and social climbing amplified tenfold and it does my nut in.

 

[mrs quoad]

Me too... I dont have a tv at the moment though. I dont quite know what I like about it but it's cool!

I'm about to get rid of two.

I don't know where I'm going with that given I'd be completely unable to get it to you in any way, means or form so I guess this post is just really a waste of x tens of words

 

[Liveist]

The voice-over is the real talent of the show

Wouldn't be half the show it is without him

 

[Pip]

I fucking LOVE Come Dine With Me! It's the only thing on TV (apart from maybe Jeremy Kyle) that allows me to sneer derisively and act like a snob. 'oh lor, prawn cocktail as a starter*, how provincial' etc. I especially like it when you get an actual snob who's so pissed/rubbish they cock everything up and get about 17 points.

*nb. I actually really like prawn cocktail, but you know what I mean.

 

[Pip]

I love this program. The Edinburgh one where the booze was as important as the food was great.

Was that the one with the half French 20 something wanker who thought he was the bollocks because he wrote his menu in French and used a bit of thyme? My favourite bit from that show was when he greeted one of his guests and commented on his aftershave, which was met with "thanks, it's just a little something from Next".
How provincial!

 

[May Kasahara]

I love it when people cook Asian or African food and all the older guests go "Oooh, I don't know about that, looks a bit....um...spicy"

 

[Cloud]

i can't watch it, it makes my flesh crawl.

i almost enjoy it as a kind of car crash, prurient kinda deal. But somehow it's just suburban backbiting and social climbing amplified tenfold and it does my nut in.

Totally feel the same way but at least It's being ridiculed.

Makes me laugh and feel ill all at the same time

 

[Zorra]

My aunty was on the first series of this so now I have to watch it and go 'mmm, aunty M was WAY better than that'

 

[N_igma]

I love it. Really do get an insight into people's behaviour and motives.

 

[bigbry]

The voice-over is the real talent of the show

Yea, sort of laid back with some quite funny quotes and humourous editing - I find it quite relaxed viewing.

 

[Melinda]

China is mental! OMG falling asleep drunk on someone's sofa!

And who is the moany cow who needs a quick lesson in manners?
E2a - Rachel!

 

[Cloud]

Um well the haridresser wasn't gay after all but I'd hate to be his wife

 

[mrs quoad]

What day's it on?!?!?! I thought only the weekends, no?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

[Melinda]

What day's it on?!?!?! I thought only the weekends, no?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

On Channel 4 today, 5.25pm. It was piss funny last night!

 

[May Kasahara]

It's on right now There's a right creepy fuckface hosting tonight!

 

[N_igma]

The boy Forbes was a laugh!