That's a different type of cold, though. I like to go on holiday to Canada, Scandinavia and Iceland in the winter because it's a dry cold. Here it's the damp which goes right through you.Canadians always have a private chortle at Brits (and especially Aussies) complaining about "cold".
Why, it was so cold here one winter, when I went outside for a pee while we were doing chores, it froze so fast it backed me right up to the back wall of the barn. I'd have been there yet if the Albatross hadn't come out and broken the ice with an ax handle.
*spit*
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It's not cold, sojourner. Here? Now? It's not cold.
You are being soft.

That's a different type of cold, though. I like to go on holiday to Canada, Scandinavia and Iceland in the winter because it's a dry cold. Here it's the damp which goes right through you.
You are being a bloke
Blokes are ALWAYS warmer than women. Fact.
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